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Gooper Blooper: Are the sarahkin smart enough or did Celestia's hips in fact lie Ringabel: but he appreciates his fine tush regardless Gooper Blooper: The largest-chested sarahkin is Gloria and that's more like being the tallest midget Ruby Chao: and yet they're all bustier than tenshi Draco: Tenshi somehow manages to be concave. --- Thrash: In the high stress combative world of pogeymenz, where a kid can be robbed at any given day by passerby flashing a ball or have his life threatened walking into the tall grass, there has to be a terribly prolific drug trade -somewhere-. Ruby Chao: it worked SO WELL Ruby Chao: my next villain will be space marine Kairos Zarr Ruby Chao maximum original --- Saberwulf: Goddamn I forgot so much stuff from my old posts Saberwulf: Jaxx had a house in Ekspansa back when it was only written as a market Saberwulf: Now it's a house the size of france --- Ringabel: "mom's on the phone with gloria" Ringabel: even my own family is #ruined --- Ruby Chao: "don't you hate when money goes away when you spend it" Ruby Chao: goops: is this sephine Gooper Blooper: yes Gooper Blooper: also me Ruby Chao: sarahkin infused with gooptraits etc Ringabel: they already have gooptraits Ringabel: what is there to fuse Gooper Blooper: that's what he's referring to Gooper Blooper: added at birth Ruby Chao: and yet you're ABANDONING GLORIA Gooper Blooper: I'll have you know I started a new book today Gooper Blooper: a physical book made of paper with pages you turn with your hands Ringabel: nice Gooper Blooper: when I was done I marked the page with chao's fancy-ass bookmark Ruby Chao: much better Ruby Chao: i'm proud of you Ruby Chao salutes goopy Ruby Chao: (also yaaaay my present is helpful) Saberwulf: what book be it Gooper Blooper: This one about 2spooky monsters, found it at the recycling center with a destroyed jacket but otherwise in great shape Ruby Chao: so do you know the truth?Gooper Blooper: I think he's saving that part for the conclusion Gooper Blooper: viola etc Ruby Chao: channel your inner viola Ruby Chao channels his inner viola too hard, starts fanboying over Tenshi Gooper Blooper: what do you do Gooper Blooper: when you're a fan of your own character Ruby Chao: write them more i guess? Red Spy: And so Godzilla obtained his Ph D in Smashing (with a minor in Thuganomics) Rock Candy Guy: And it was a glorious end for us all, until the camera cut away to a nearby street lamp, and it's sinister gaze towards the audience!Ruby Chao: i expected her to be an NPC Ruby Chao: not a boss Ringabel: i have no idea where i'm going with this Ruby Chao: because of how she was portrayed and also working with edea Ringabel: but *HATRED INTENSIFIES* Gooper Blooper: Oh yeah Ringabel: the bad thing about her is that she only knows one song ;; Gooper Blooper: The actual reason they teamed up was that, if you recall, that match was a special one reserved for Draco Gooper Blooper: so I used his two favorites Ruby Chao: and that's why no one could possibly play praline for the whole season Ruby Chao: because everyone would get sick of LOOOOOVE IN THE CROSSFIREEEEEE~!!! DEAD zone Blood Pianta (is on hold) changed name to Kanyes DEAD ZONEDacro gasps. but it didn't say "rubychao was timmed out" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it said "rubychao is has entered my zone" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: i shrugged it off because i had agame to play Kanyes DEAD ZONE: the game was hardr than before. now he was holding a gun, and his usual grin seemed to look a bit menacing Kanyes DEAD ZONE: still, i did m best to stop him from reaching kanye zone. Kanyes DEAD ZONE: thiscontinued for a while, and the high scores began to rack up. "im definitely in my zone" Dacro: =========OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dacro: 2spooky Ruby Chao: that was the scariest story i've ever heard and i'm never going to have a nightmare-free night ever again Ruby Chao: i hope you're happy spy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Ecstatic actually Cornwind Evil: ...how did the story get on the internet Ruby Chao: that's the joke, cw Kanyes DEAD ZONE: ^ Kanyes DEAD ZONE: So many pastas end that way. Cornwind Evil: It's neon blue Cornwind Evil: Neon sky blue Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Here it is Steel Komodo: oh god Steel Komodo: that is rather garish Gooper Blooper: that product description Gooper Blooper: the perfect summary of cena Ruburrito: gotta hype that cena up Steel Komodo: hahaha Harpizza: my eyes burn at the sight of it --- Kanyes DEAD ZONE: TIZ CAN DO A SPECIAL MOVE IM GONNA DO IT Kanyes DEAD ZONE: It did like nothing because he's a white mage, but now the music is all Tizzy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Gettin' tizzy with it --- Harpizza: next time on harpblog: lets tango with a demonologist w/ kogasa and friends Harpizza: and then i'll stop that to actually write things people actually care about Harpizza: baking cookies w/ Sarah Ruburrito: next time on chaoblog: Ruburrito: nothing ever Gooper Blooper: ​cookies with sarah Gooper Blooper: yes Harpizza: "first you make the dough, then you put in the chips and- whoops, looks like Alex needs help fighting that dragon, give me a moment~" Harpizza: sarah last seen licking the dough off the spoon Harpizza: because who wouldn't, really Bree: well if it contains eggs you're not supposed to Harpizza: yeaaah Gooper Blooper: sarah licks anyway because she lives life on the edge Harpizza: i lick the spoon anyway Gooper Blooper: #sarahlife --- Ringabel: i will find ringabel's spirit pogey yet, i will Ringabel: then use it, while full of regrets later Ringabel: when we last left off, sammy got herself the third badge and was well on her way to kick flannery's ass when apparently, some dude's space rock got stolen Ringabel: so now she's tryin' to get it back oh and also fossil guy is a dick Ringabel: "oh my brother is so nice" no he is not, he hogs all the fossils. MEGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: because if you assemble the 4 billion spinda patterns Ruby Chao: in exactly the right order Ruby Chao: you unlock the secrets of the universe Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 50 Defense: 100 Special Attack: 100 Special Defense: 100 Speed: 50 Total: 460 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Negative Zone - Instantly confuses opponent upon appearing Steel Komodo: oh god Mega Spinda D: Gooper Blooper: that base stat total is still far lower than many Pokemon Gooper Blooper: even after mega evolving Ringabel: yeah Gooper Blooper: so I had to give him a cheap ability : V Ringabel: special move: Dizzying Dance Gooper Blooper: Dizzying Dance sounds too similar to Teeter Dance Ringabel: i forgot all about teeter dance, which is why! : E Further evidence that the multiverse is a delightfully batshit insane joke. he moved fast, faster than any kanye ive ever seen. Ruby Chao: (except draco) --- Gooper Blooper: One thing Gen 6 did that saddened me a little Gooper Blooper: Gigas had an awesome animation in Pokemon Battle Revolution that wasn't kept for XY/ORAS Ringabel: nnnnoo Gooper Blooper: it actually partly inspired his character Gooper Blooper: He basically does a manly flex Ruby Chao: oh this i absolutely must see asap Ruby Chao: DO YOU HAVE A LINK Gooper Blooper: 49 seconds in Gooper Blooper: (This video also reminded me he had ANOTHER great animation where he smashes his fists together) Gooper Blooper: basically PBR Gigas is a monstrous mastodon Ruby Chao: that is amazing Ruby Chao: REGIGIGAS RESTORED ITS HEALTH! THAT WAS RATHER SELFDESTRUCTIVE Gooper Blooper: *clicks back to chat just as the announcer says what Chao typed* Gooper Blooper: lel --- Ruby Chao: guys i've finally decided which BD character to roleplay Ruby Chao: i hope you're all prepared for six months oooof Ruby Chao: *drumroll* Ruby Chao: Til Arrior! Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it was just a normal day in the zoofites chatzy when suddenly my friend jimropeman logged in for the day Kanyes DEAD ZONE: he seemed kind of funny today. this time kanye wouldnt let himself be stopped so easy. he never seemed to use gun but it stille weirded me out. Also, obviously Kanye wrote it for me and because you read it YOU ARE NEXT Dacro: I'm pretty much never coming to Chatzy again in case Kanye's waiting for me. do you know how many fuckin cradilys he's keeping Gooper Blooper: maybe if there was a pogey with hair like ringabel Gooper Blooper: ..Ringabel: brb dying Gooper Blooper: then I remembered Pepe Le Pew Gooper Blooper: there's some sort of case forming here --- Ruburrito: "Luigi's voice sounded real..unnatural. : U Ruby Chao: clearly spinda introduces a new thing Ruby Chao: GIGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: 300 BASE STATS Ruby Chao cackles Gooper Blooper: oh god hold on Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 100 Defense: 130 Special Attack: 140 Special Defense: 130 Speed: 100 Total: 660 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Infinite Confusion - Opponent is always confused, confusion instantly vanishes if Spinda leaves battle Ruby Chao: oh god Ruby Chao: what have i unleashed --- Rock Candy Guy joined the chat Steel Komodo: eyo whoever this is Ruby Chao: sup dude Ruby Chao: for everyone: this is a friend of mine and Gooper's, who wanted to check out the community Steel Komodo: oh, hi Steel Komodo: welcome to the Ko B! --- Gooper Blooper: One month .90 or only

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Gooper Blooper: who's in control any more Ruby Chao: i suppose i'll have to bring tenshi back for 2015 at this rate Ruby Chao: despite the outcry against it Gooper Blooper: If you insist Ringabel: lel Thrash: I was always told that writing reflects the writer. Rock Candy Guy: -credits roll- (pause) Rock Candy Guy: I'm probably in trouble for standing at this water fountain for so long --- Gooper Blooper: I heard they considered a Thunder Yellow for GBA but even Game Freak was like "okay no that's too much milking" and backed off Ruby Chao: ​game freak rejecting milking Ruby Chao: now i've heard everything --- Gooper Blooper: tenhsi hianawni Ruby Chao: oh god --- Steel Komodo: ok so watching this cartoon Steel Komodo: Yogi Bear is a selfish prick Steel Komodo: his pals are trying to find this ruby and Dick Dastardly just tried to blow them all up Steel Komodo: and instead of helping them he's in the kitchen cooking fucking pancakes Steel Komodo: even Boo-Boo knows this is dumb as shit but he doesn't do anything to stop him so he's just as bad Ruby Chao: YOGI BEAR IS DOUCHIER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR Steel Komodo drinks heavily --- Steel Komodo: the To Qgers are gonna stay for half a day in a place called Dazzle Valley Steel Komodo: Hikari's reading a detective novel, tho, and is gonna stay on the train Steel Komodo: man, they take reading seriously in Japan Steel Komodo: Gloria would be right at home Ruby Chao: so would i, sk Ruby Chao: THE PEOPLE, THEY UNDERSTAND ME --- Steel Komodo: ok so Toride doesn't really know if the To Qgers are the culprits are not Steel Komodo: but he's bringing them in to be on the safe side Steel Komodo: I guess this guy follows the spirit of the law rather than the letter Steel Komodo: a law unique to him given unto him by the mad octopus god only he can see Draco: 8V Draco draws angry eyebrows on Goops. =V Gooper Blooper: the mad octopus god Gooper Blooper: IS ME Steel Komodo: D: Ruby Chao: dark rituals involving books, money, sweets, and environmental activism pamphlets Ruby Chao: to unleash the goops into the mortal world Ringabel: nnnnnoooo Ringabel: he's already in the mortal world dude Ringabel: and he's playing various vidya Ruby Chao: that's because SOMEONE SUMMONED HIM, harpy Ringabel: his mom did Ruby Chao: ...that's true Draco: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Gooper Blooper Vermont wgah'nagl fhtagn!

-reading up at Goops-traits in chars- -stares at cast and writing- Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to hell I go, gettin' on the way got no time to play, hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho Thrash wanders away again --- Ruby Chao: goops, question Ruby Chao: what if i invited you... --- Red Spy: Oh god Mega Man no D: --- Tableter: matt and zoe Tableter: Actually i should probably rephrase Tableter: Conrad and ellie Saberwulf: Basically Tableter: Its sad because its true Ruby Chao: 40 years from now we'll still be calling del's characters huge dorks Ruby Chao: and i'll be thinking of how to work in the characters from Touhou 30 Gooper Blooper: *40 years later* "Aw man, Sarah got second place for the third time in a row. : Took the words off my fingers, lol --- Red Spy: having an organic chem test and a genetics test in the same day Red Spy: This is like fighting off Mechagodzilla and King Ghidorah at the same time.

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Gooper Blooper: Are the sarahkin smart enough or did Celestia's hips in fact lie Ringabel: but he appreciates his fine tush regardless Gooper Blooper: The largest-chested sarahkin is Gloria and that's more like being the tallest midget Ruby Chao: and yet they're all bustier than tenshi Draco: Tenshi somehow manages to be concave. --- Thrash: In the high stress combative world of pogeymenz, where a kid can be robbed at any given day by passerby flashing a ball or have his life threatened walking into the tall grass, there has to be a terribly prolific drug trade -somewhere-. Ruby Chao: it worked SO WELL Ruby Chao: my next villain will be space marine Kairos Zarr Ruby Chao maximum original --- Saberwulf: Goddamn I forgot so much stuff from my old posts Saberwulf: Jaxx had a house in Ekspansa back when it was only written as a market Saberwulf: Now it's a house the size of france --- Ringabel: "mom's on the phone with gloria" Ringabel: even my own family is #ruined --- Ruby Chao: "don't you hate when money goes away when you spend it" Ruby Chao: goops: is this sephine Gooper Blooper: yes Gooper Blooper: also me Ruby Chao: sarahkin infused with gooptraits etc Ringabel: they already have gooptraits Ringabel: what is there to fuse Gooper Blooper: that's what he's referring to Gooper Blooper: added at birth Ruby Chao: and yet you're ABANDONING GLORIA Gooper Blooper: I'll have you know I started a new book today Gooper Blooper: a physical book made of paper with pages you turn with your hands Ringabel: nice Gooper Blooper: when I was done I marked the page with chao's fancy-ass bookmark Ruby Chao: much better Ruby Chao: i'm proud of you Ruby Chao salutes goopy Ruby Chao: (also yaaaay my present is helpful) Saberwulf: what book be it Gooper Blooper: This one about 2spooky monsters, found it at the recycling center with a destroyed jacket but otherwise in great shape Ruby Chao: so do you know the truth?

Gooper Blooper: I think he's saving that part for the conclusion Gooper Blooper: viola etc Ruby Chao: channel your inner viola Ruby Chao channels his inner viola too hard, starts fanboying over Tenshi Gooper Blooper: what do you do Gooper Blooper: when you're a fan of your own character Ruby Chao: write them more i guess? Red Spy: And so Godzilla obtained his Ph D in Smashing (with a minor in Thuganomics) Rock Candy Guy: And it was a glorious end for us all, until the camera cut away to a nearby street lamp, and it's sinister gaze towards the audience!

Ruby Chao: i expected her to be an NPC Ruby Chao: not a boss Ringabel: i have no idea where i'm going with this Ruby Chao: because of how she was portrayed and also working with edea Ringabel: but *HATRED INTENSIFIES* Gooper Blooper: Oh yeah Ringabel: the bad thing about her is that she only knows one song ;; Gooper Blooper: The actual reason they teamed up was that, if you recall, that match was a special one reserved for Draco Gooper Blooper: so I used his two favorites Ruby Chao: and that's why no one could possibly play praline for the whole season Ruby Chao: because everyone would get sick of LOOOOOVE IN THE CROSSFIREEEEEE~!!! DEAD zone Blood Pianta (is on hold) changed name to Kanyes DEAD ZONEDacro gasps. but it didn't say "rubychao was timmed out" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it said "rubychao is has entered my zone" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: i shrugged it off because i had agame to play Kanyes DEAD ZONE: the game was hardr than before. now he was holding a gun, and his usual grin seemed to look a bit menacing Kanyes DEAD ZONE: still, i did m best to stop him from reaching kanye zone. Kanyes DEAD ZONE: thiscontinued for a while, and the high scores began to rack up. "im definitely in my zone" Dacro: =========OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dacro: 2spooky Ruby Chao: that was the scariest story i've ever heard and i'm never going to have a nightmare-free night ever again Ruby Chao: i hope you're happy spy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Ecstatic actually Cornwind Evil: ...how did the story get on the internet Ruby Chao: that's the joke, cw Kanyes DEAD ZONE: ^ Kanyes DEAD ZONE: So many pastas end that way. Cornwind Evil: It's neon blue Cornwind Evil: Neon sky blue Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Here it is Steel Komodo: oh god Steel Komodo: that is rather garish Gooper Blooper: that product description Gooper Blooper: the perfect summary of cena Ruburrito: gotta hype that cena up Steel Komodo: hahaha Harpizza: my eyes burn at the sight of it --- Kanyes DEAD ZONE: TIZ CAN DO A SPECIAL MOVE IM GONNA DO IT Kanyes DEAD ZONE: It did like nothing because he's a white mage, but now the music is all Tizzy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Gettin' tizzy with it --- Harpizza: next time on harpblog: lets tango with a demonologist w/ kogasa and friends Harpizza: and then i'll stop that to actually write things people actually care about Harpizza: baking cookies w/ Sarah Ruburrito: next time on chaoblog: Ruburrito: nothing ever Gooper Blooper: ​cookies with sarah Gooper Blooper: yes Harpizza: "first you make the dough, then you put in the chips and- whoops, looks like Alex needs help fighting that dragon, give me a moment~" Harpizza: sarah last seen licking the dough off the spoon Harpizza: because who wouldn't, really Bree: well if it contains eggs you're not supposed to Harpizza: yeaaah Gooper Blooper: sarah licks anyway because she lives life on the edge Harpizza: i lick the spoon anyway Gooper Blooper: #sarahlife --- Ringabel: i will find ringabel's spirit pogey yet, i will Ringabel: then use it, while full of regrets later Ringabel: when we last left off, sammy got herself the third badge and was well on her way to kick flannery's ass when apparently, some dude's space rock got stolen Ringabel: so now she's tryin' to get it back oh and also fossil guy is a dick Ringabel: "oh my brother is so nice" no he is not, he hogs all the fossils. MEGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: because if you assemble the 4 billion spinda patterns Ruby Chao: in exactly the right order Ruby Chao: you unlock the secrets of the universe Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 50 Defense: 100 Special Attack: 100 Special Defense: 100 Speed: 50 Total: 460 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Negative Zone - Instantly confuses opponent upon appearing Steel Komodo: oh god Mega Spinda D: Gooper Blooper: that base stat total is still far lower than many Pokemon Gooper Blooper: even after mega evolving Ringabel: yeah Gooper Blooper: so I had to give him a cheap ability : V Ringabel: special move: Dizzying Dance Gooper Blooper: Dizzying Dance sounds too similar to Teeter Dance Ringabel: i forgot all about teeter dance, which is why! : E Further evidence that the multiverse is a delightfully batshit insane joke. he moved fast, faster than any kanye ive ever seen.

Ruby Chao: (except draco) --- Gooper Blooper: One thing Gen 6 did that saddened me a little Gooper Blooper: Gigas had an awesome animation in Pokemon Battle Revolution that wasn't kept for XY/ORAS Ringabel: nnnnoo Gooper Blooper: it actually partly inspired his character Gooper Blooper: He basically does a manly flex Ruby Chao: oh this i absolutely must see asap Ruby Chao: DO YOU HAVE A LINK Gooper Blooper: 49 seconds in Gooper Blooper: (This video also reminded me he had ANOTHER great animation where he smashes his fists together) Gooper Blooper: basically PBR Gigas is a monstrous mastodon Ruby Chao: that is amazing Ruby Chao: REGIGIGAS RESTORED ITS HEALTH! THAT WAS RATHER SELFDESTRUCTIVE Gooper Blooper: *clicks back to chat just as the announcer says what Chao typed* Gooper Blooper: lel --- Ruby Chao: guys i've finally decided which BD character to roleplay Ruby Chao: i hope you're all prepared for six months oooof Ruby Chao: *drumroll* Ruby Chao: Til Arrior! Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it was just a normal day in the zoofites chatzy when suddenly my friend jimropeman logged in for the day Kanyes DEAD ZONE: he seemed kind of funny today. this time kanye wouldnt let himself be stopped so easy. he never seemed to use gun but it stille weirded me out. Also, obviously Kanye wrote it for me and because you read it YOU ARE NEXT Dacro: I'm pretty much never coming to Chatzy again in case Kanye's waiting for me. do you know how many fuckin cradilys he's keeping Gooper Blooper: maybe if there was a pogey with hair like ringabel Gooper Blooper: ..Ringabel: brb dying Gooper Blooper: then I remembered Pepe Le Pew Gooper Blooper: there's some sort of case forming here --- Ruburrito: "Luigi's voice sounded real..unnatural. : U Ruby Chao: clearly spinda introduces a new thing Ruby Chao: GIGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: 300 BASE STATS Ruby Chao cackles Gooper Blooper: oh god hold on Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 100 Defense: 130 Special Attack: 140 Special Defense: 130 Speed: 100 Total: 660 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Infinite Confusion - Opponent is always confused, confusion instantly vanishes if Spinda leaves battle Ruby Chao: oh god Ruby Chao: what have i unleashed --- Rock Candy Guy joined the chat Steel Komodo: eyo whoever this is Ruby Chao: sup dude Ruby Chao: for everyone: this is a friend of mine and Gooper's, who wanted to check out the community Steel Komodo: oh, hi Steel Komodo: welcome to the Ko B! --- Gooper Blooper: One month .90 or only

Gooper Blooper: Are the sarahkin smart enough or did Celestia's hips in fact lie Ringabel: but he appreciates his fine tush regardless Gooper Blooper: The largest-chested sarahkin is Gloria and that's more like being the tallest midget Ruby Chao: and yet they're all bustier than tenshi Draco: Tenshi somehow manages to be concave. --- Thrash: In the high stress combative world of pogeymenz, where a kid can be robbed at any given day by passerby flashing a ball or have his life threatened walking into the tall grass, there has to be a terribly prolific drug trade -somewhere-. Ruby Chao: it worked SO WELL Ruby Chao: my next villain will be space marine Kairos Zarr Ruby Chao maximum original --- Saberwulf: Goddamn I forgot so much stuff from my old posts Saberwulf: Jaxx had a house in Ekspansa back when it was only written as a market Saberwulf: Now it's a house the size of france --- Ringabel: "mom's on the phone with gloria" Ringabel: even my own family is #ruined --- Ruby Chao: "don't you hate when money goes away when you spend it" Ruby Chao: goops: is this sephine Gooper Blooper: yes Gooper Blooper: also me Ruby Chao: sarahkin infused with gooptraits etc Ringabel: they already have gooptraits Ringabel: what is there to fuse Gooper Blooper: that's what he's referring to Gooper Blooper: added at birth Ruby Chao: and yet you're ABANDONING GLORIA Gooper Blooper: I'll have you know I started a new book today Gooper Blooper: a physical book made of paper with pages you turn with your hands Ringabel: nice Gooper Blooper: when I was done I marked the page with chao's fancy-ass bookmark Ruby Chao: much better Ruby Chao: i'm proud of you Ruby Chao salutes goopy Ruby Chao: (also yaaaay my present is helpful) Saberwulf: what book be it Gooper Blooper: This one about 2spooky monsters, found it at the recycling center with a destroyed jacket but otherwise in great shape Ruby Chao: so do you know the truth?

Gooper Blooper: I think he's saving that part for the conclusion Gooper Blooper: viola etc Ruby Chao: channel your inner viola Ruby Chao channels his inner viola too hard, starts fanboying over Tenshi Gooper Blooper: what do you do Gooper Blooper: when you're a fan of your own character Ruby Chao: write them more i guess? Red Spy: And so Godzilla obtained his Ph D in Smashing (with a minor in Thuganomics) Rock Candy Guy: And it was a glorious end for us all, until the camera cut away to a nearby street lamp, and it's sinister gaze towards the audience!

Ruby Chao: i expected her to be an NPC Ruby Chao: not a boss Ringabel: i have no idea where i'm going with this Ruby Chao: because of how she was portrayed and also working with edea Ringabel: but *HATRED INTENSIFIES* Gooper Blooper: Oh yeah Ringabel: the bad thing about her is that she only knows one song ;; Gooper Blooper: The actual reason they teamed up was that, if you recall, that match was a special one reserved for Draco Gooper Blooper: so I used his two favorites Ruby Chao: and that's why no one could possibly play praline for the whole season Ruby Chao: because everyone would get sick of LOOOOOVE IN THE CROSSFIREEEEEE~!!! DEAD zone Blood Pianta (is on hold) changed name to Kanyes DEAD ZONEDacro gasps. but it didn't say "rubychao was timmed out" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it said "rubychao is has entered my zone" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: i shrugged it off because i had agame to play Kanyes DEAD ZONE: the game was hardr than before. now he was holding a gun, and his usual grin seemed to look a bit menacing Kanyes DEAD ZONE: still, i did m best to stop him from reaching kanye zone. Kanyes DEAD ZONE: thiscontinued for a while, and the high scores began to rack up. "im definitely in my zone" Dacro: =========OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dacro: 2spooky Ruby Chao: that was the scariest story i've ever heard and i'm never going to have a nightmare-free night ever again Ruby Chao: i hope you're happy spy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Ecstatic actually Cornwind Evil: ...how did the story get on the internet Ruby Chao: that's the joke, cw Kanyes DEAD ZONE: ^ Kanyes DEAD ZONE: So many pastas end that way. Cornwind Evil: It's neon blue Cornwind Evil: Neon sky blue Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Here it is Steel Komodo: oh god Steel Komodo: that is rather garish Gooper Blooper: that product description Gooper Blooper: the perfect summary of cena Ruburrito: gotta hype that cena up Steel Komodo: hahaha Harpizza: my eyes burn at the sight of it --- Kanyes DEAD ZONE: TIZ CAN DO A SPECIAL MOVE IM GONNA DO IT Kanyes DEAD ZONE: It did like nothing because he's a white mage, but now the music is all Tizzy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Gettin' tizzy with it --- Harpizza: next time on harpblog: lets tango with a demonologist w/ kogasa and friends Harpizza: and then i'll stop that to actually write things people actually care about Harpizza: baking cookies w/ Sarah Ruburrito: next time on chaoblog: Ruburrito: nothing ever Gooper Blooper: ​cookies with sarah Gooper Blooper: yes Harpizza: "first you make the dough, then you put in the chips and- whoops, looks like Alex needs help fighting that dragon, give me a moment~" Harpizza: sarah last seen licking the dough off the spoon Harpizza: because who wouldn't, really Bree: well if it contains eggs you're not supposed to Harpizza: yeaaah Gooper Blooper: sarah licks anyway because she lives life on the edge Harpizza: i lick the spoon anyway Gooper Blooper: #sarahlife --- Ringabel: i will find ringabel's spirit pogey yet, i will Ringabel: then use it, while full of regrets later Ringabel: when we last left off, sammy got herself the third badge and was well on her way to kick flannery's ass when apparently, some dude's space rock got stolen Ringabel: so now she's tryin' to get it back oh and also fossil guy is a dick Ringabel: "oh my brother is so nice" no he is not, he hogs all the fossils. MEGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: because if you assemble the 4 billion spinda patterns Ruby Chao: in exactly the right order Ruby Chao: you unlock the secrets of the universe Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 50 Defense: 100 Special Attack: 100 Special Defense: 100 Speed: 50 Total: 460 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Negative Zone - Instantly confuses opponent upon appearing Steel Komodo: oh god Mega Spinda D: Gooper Blooper: that base stat total is still far lower than many Pokemon Gooper Blooper: even after mega evolving Ringabel: yeah Gooper Blooper: so I had to give him a cheap ability : V Ringabel: special move: Dizzying Dance Gooper Blooper: Dizzying Dance sounds too similar to Teeter Dance Ringabel: i forgot all about teeter dance, which is why! : E Further evidence that the multiverse is a delightfully batshit insane joke. he moved fast, faster than any kanye ive ever seen.

Ruby Chao: (except draco) --- Gooper Blooper: One thing Gen 6 did that saddened me a little Gooper Blooper: Gigas had an awesome animation in Pokemon Battle Revolution that wasn't kept for XY/ORAS Ringabel: nnnnoo Gooper Blooper: it actually partly inspired his character Gooper Blooper: He basically does a manly flex Ruby Chao: oh this i absolutely must see asap Ruby Chao: DO YOU HAVE A LINK Gooper Blooper: 49 seconds in Gooper Blooper: (This video also reminded me he had ANOTHER great animation where he smashes his fists together) Gooper Blooper: basically PBR Gigas is a monstrous mastodon Ruby Chao: that is amazing Ruby Chao: REGIGIGAS RESTORED ITS HEALTH! THAT WAS RATHER SELFDESTRUCTIVE Gooper Blooper: *clicks back to chat just as the announcer says what Chao typed* Gooper Blooper: lel --- Ruby Chao: guys i've finally decided which BD character to roleplay Ruby Chao: i hope you're all prepared for six months oooof Ruby Chao: *drumroll* Ruby Chao: Til Arrior! Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it was just a normal day in the zoofites chatzy when suddenly my friend jimropeman logged in for the day Kanyes DEAD ZONE: he seemed kind of funny today. this time kanye wouldnt let himself be stopped so easy. he never seemed to use gun but it stille weirded me out. Also, obviously Kanye wrote it for me and because you read it YOU ARE NEXT Dacro: I'm pretty much never coming to Chatzy again in case Kanye's waiting for me. do you know how many fuckin cradilys he's keeping Gooper Blooper: maybe if there was a pogey with hair like ringabel Gooper Blooper: ..Ringabel: brb dying Gooper Blooper: then I remembered Pepe Le Pew Gooper Blooper: there's some sort of case forming here --- Ruburrito: "Luigi's voice sounded real..unnatural. : U Ruby Chao: clearly spinda introduces a new thing Ruby Chao: GIGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: 300 BASE STATS Ruby Chao cackles Gooper Blooper: oh god hold on Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 100 Defense: 130 Special Attack: 140 Special Defense: 130 Speed: 100 Total: 660 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Infinite Confusion - Opponent is always confused, confusion instantly vanishes if Spinda leaves battle Ruby Chao: oh god Ruby Chao: what have i unleashed --- Rock Candy Guy joined the chat Steel Komodo: eyo whoever this is Ruby Chao: sup dude Ruby Chao: for everyone: this is a friend of mine and Gooper's, who wanted to check out the community Steel Komodo: oh, hi Steel Komodo: welcome to the Ko B! --- Gooper Blooper: One month .90 or only

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Gooper Blooper: who's in control any more Ruby Chao: i suppose i'll have to bring tenshi back for 2015 at this rate Ruby Chao: despite the outcry against it Gooper Blooper: If you insist Ringabel: lel Thrash: I was always told that writing reflects the writer. Rock Candy Guy: -credits roll- (pause) Rock Candy Guy: I'm probably in trouble for standing at this water fountain for so long --- Gooper Blooper: I heard they considered a Thunder Yellow for GBA but even Game Freak was like "okay no that's too much milking" and backed off Ruby Chao: ​game freak rejecting milking Ruby Chao: now i've heard everything --- Gooper Blooper: tenhsi hianawni Ruby Chao: oh god --- Steel Komodo: ok so watching this cartoon Steel Komodo: Yogi Bear is a selfish prick Steel Komodo: his pals are trying to find this ruby and Dick Dastardly just tried to blow them all up Steel Komodo: and instead of helping them he's in the kitchen cooking fucking pancakes Steel Komodo: even Boo-Boo knows this is dumb as shit but he doesn't do anything to stop him so he's just as bad Ruby Chao: YOGI BEAR IS DOUCHIER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR Steel Komodo drinks heavily --- Steel Komodo: the To Qgers are gonna stay for half a day in a place called Dazzle Valley Steel Komodo: Hikari's reading a detective novel, tho, and is gonna stay on the train Steel Komodo: man, they take reading seriously in Japan Steel Komodo: Gloria would be right at home Ruby Chao: so would i, sk Ruby Chao: THE PEOPLE, THEY UNDERSTAND ME --- Steel Komodo: ok so Toride doesn't really know if the To Qgers are the culprits are not Steel Komodo: but he's bringing them in to be on the safe side Steel Komodo: I guess this guy follows the spirit of the law rather than the letter Steel Komodo: a law unique to him given unto him by the mad octopus god only he can see Draco: 8V Draco draws angry eyebrows on Goops. =V Gooper Blooper: the mad octopus god Gooper Blooper: IS ME Steel Komodo: D: Ruby Chao: dark rituals involving books, money, sweets, and environmental activism pamphlets Ruby Chao: to unleash the goops into the mortal world Ringabel: nnnnnoooo Ringabel: he's already in the mortal world dude Ringabel: and he's playing various vidya Ruby Chao: that's because SOMEONE SUMMONED HIM, harpy Ringabel: his mom did Ruby Chao: ...that's true Draco: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Gooper Blooper Vermont wgah'nagl fhtagn!

-reading up at Goops-traits in chars- -stares at cast and writing- Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to hell I go, gettin' on the way got no time to play, hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho Thrash wanders away again --- Ruby Chao: goops, question Ruby Chao: what if i invited you... --- Red Spy: Oh god Mega Man no D: --- Tableter: matt and zoe Tableter: Actually i should probably rephrase Tableter: Conrad and ellie Saberwulf: Basically Tableter: Its sad because its true Ruby Chao: 40 years from now we'll still be calling del's characters huge dorks Ruby Chao: and i'll be thinking of how to work in the characters from Touhou 30 Gooper Blooper: *40 years later* "Aw man, Sarah got second place for the third time in a row. : Took the words off my fingers, lol --- Red Spy: having an organic chem test and a genetics test in the same day Red Spy: This is like fighting off Mechagodzilla and King Ghidorah at the same time.

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Gooper Blooper: Are the sarahkin smart enough or did Celestia's hips in fact lie Ringabel: but he appreciates his fine tush regardless Gooper Blooper: The largest-chested sarahkin is Gloria and that's more like being the tallest midget Ruby Chao: and yet they're all bustier than tenshi Draco: Tenshi somehow manages to be concave. --- Thrash: In the high stress combative world of pogeymenz, where a kid can be robbed at any given day by passerby flashing a ball or have his life threatened walking into the tall grass, there has to be a terribly prolific drug trade -somewhere-. Ruby Chao: it worked SO WELL Ruby Chao: my next villain will be space marine Kairos Zarr Ruby Chao maximum original --- Saberwulf: Goddamn I forgot so much stuff from my old posts Saberwulf: Jaxx had a house in Ekspansa back when it was only written as a market Saberwulf: Now it's a house the size of france --- Ringabel: "mom's on the phone with gloria" Ringabel: even my own family is #ruined --- Ruby Chao: "don't you hate when money goes away when you spend it" Ruby Chao: goops: is this sephine Gooper Blooper: yes Gooper Blooper: also me Ruby Chao: sarahkin infused with gooptraits etc Ringabel: they already have gooptraits Ringabel: what is there to fuse Gooper Blooper: that's what he's referring to Gooper Blooper: added at birth Ruby Chao: and yet you're ABANDONING GLORIA Gooper Blooper: I'll have you know I started a new book today Gooper Blooper: a physical book made of paper with pages you turn with your hands Ringabel: nice Gooper Blooper: when I was done I marked the page with chao's fancy-ass bookmark Ruby Chao: much better Ruby Chao: i'm proud of you Ruby Chao salutes goopy Ruby Chao: (also yaaaay my present is helpful) Saberwulf: what book be it Gooper Blooper: This one about 2spooky monsters, found it at the recycling center with a destroyed jacket but otherwise in great shape Ruby Chao: so do you know the truth?Gooper Blooper: I think he's saving that part for the conclusion Gooper Blooper: viola etc Ruby Chao: channel your inner viola Ruby Chao channels his inner viola too hard, starts fanboying over Tenshi Gooper Blooper: what do you do Gooper Blooper: when you're a fan of your own character Ruby Chao: write them more i guess? Red Spy: And so Godzilla obtained his Ph D in Smashing (with a minor in Thuganomics) Rock Candy Guy: And it was a glorious end for us all, until the camera cut away to a nearby street lamp, and it's sinister gaze towards the audience!Ruby Chao: i expected her to be an NPC Ruby Chao: not a boss Ringabel: i have no idea where i'm going with this Ruby Chao: because of how she was portrayed and also working with edea Ringabel: but *HATRED INTENSIFIES* Gooper Blooper: Oh yeah Ringabel: the bad thing about her is that she only knows one song ;; Gooper Blooper: The actual reason they teamed up was that, if you recall, that match was a special one reserved for Draco Gooper Blooper: so I used his two favorites Ruby Chao: and that's why no one could possibly play praline for the whole season Ruby Chao: because everyone would get sick of LOOOOOVE IN THE CROSSFIREEEEEE~!!! DEAD zone Blood Pianta (is on hold) changed name to Kanyes DEAD ZONEDacro gasps. but it didn't say "rubychao was timmed out" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it said "rubychao is has entered my zone" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: i shrugged it off because i had agame to play Kanyes DEAD ZONE: the game was hardr than before. now he was holding a gun, and his usual grin seemed to look a bit menacing Kanyes DEAD ZONE: still, i did m best to stop him from reaching kanye zone. Kanyes DEAD ZONE: thiscontinued for a while, and the high scores began to rack up. "im definitely in my zone" Dacro: =========OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dacro: 2spooky Ruby Chao: that was the scariest story i've ever heard and i'm never going to have a nightmare-free night ever again Ruby Chao: i hope you're happy spy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Ecstatic actually Cornwind Evil: ...how did the story get on the internet Ruby Chao: that's the joke, cw Kanyes DEAD ZONE: ^ Kanyes DEAD ZONE: So many pastas end that way. Cornwind Evil: It's neon blue Cornwind Evil: Neon sky blue Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Here it is Steel Komodo: oh god Steel Komodo: that is rather garish Gooper Blooper: that product description Gooper Blooper: the perfect summary of cena Ruburrito: gotta hype that cena up Steel Komodo: hahaha Harpizza: my eyes burn at the sight of it --- Kanyes DEAD ZONE: TIZ CAN DO A SPECIAL MOVE IM GONNA DO IT Kanyes DEAD ZONE: It did like nothing because he's a white mage, but now the music is all Tizzy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Gettin' tizzy with it --- Harpizza: next time on harpblog: lets tango with a demonologist w/ kogasa and friends Harpizza: and then i'll stop that to actually write things people actually care about Harpizza: baking cookies w/ Sarah Ruburrito: next time on chaoblog: Ruburrito: nothing ever Gooper Blooper: ​cookies with sarah Gooper Blooper: yes Harpizza: "first you make the dough, then you put in the chips and- whoops, looks like Alex needs help fighting that dragon, give me a moment~" Harpizza: sarah last seen licking the dough off the spoon Harpizza: because who wouldn't, really Bree: well if it contains eggs you're not supposed to Harpizza: yeaaah Gooper Blooper: sarah licks anyway because she lives life on the edge Harpizza: i lick the spoon anyway Gooper Blooper: #sarahlife --- Ringabel: i will find ringabel's spirit pogey yet, i will Ringabel: then use it, while full of regrets later Ringabel: when we last left off, sammy got herself the third badge and was well on her way to kick flannery's ass when apparently, some dude's space rock got stolen Ringabel: so now she's tryin' to get it back oh and also fossil guy is a dick Ringabel: "oh my brother is so nice" no he is not, he hogs all the fossils. MEGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: because if you assemble the 4 billion spinda patterns Ruby Chao: in exactly the right order Ruby Chao: you unlock the secrets of the universe Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 50 Defense: 100 Special Attack: 100 Special Defense: 100 Speed: 50 Total: 460 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Negative Zone - Instantly confuses opponent upon appearing Steel Komodo: oh god Mega Spinda D: Gooper Blooper: that base stat total is still far lower than many Pokemon Gooper Blooper: even after mega evolving Ringabel: yeah Gooper Blooper: so I had to give him a cheap ability : V Ringabel: special move: Dizzying Dance Gooper Blooper: Dizzying Dance sounds too similar to Teeter Dance Ringabel: i forgot all about teeter dance, which is why! : E Further evidence that the multiverse is a delightfully batshit insane joke. he moved fast, faster than any kanye ive ever seen. Ruby Chao: (except draco) --- Gooper Blooper: One thing Gen 6 did that saddened me a little Gooper Blooper: Gigas had an awesome animation in Pokemon Battle Revolution that wasn't kept for XY/ORAS Ringabel: nnnnoo Gooper Blooper: it actually partly inspired his character Gooper Blooper: He basically does a manly flex Ruby Chao: oh this i absolutely must see asap Ruby Chao: DO YOU HAVE A LINK Gooper Blooper: 49 seconds in Gooper Blooper: (This video also reminded me he had ANOTHER great animation where he smashes his fists together) Gooper Blooper: basically PBR Gigas is a monstrous mastodon Ruby Chao: that is amazing Ruby Chao: REGIGIGAS RESTORED ITS HEALTH! THAT WAS RATHER SELFDESTRUCTIVE Gooper Blooper: *clicks back to chat just as the announcer says what Chao typed* Gooper Blooper: lel --- Ruby Chao: guys i've finally decided which BD character to roleplay Ruby Chao: i hope you're all prepared for six months oooof Ruby Chao: *drumroll* Ruby Chao: Til Arrior! Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it was just a normal day in the zoofites chatzy when suddenly my friend jimropeman logged in for the day Kanyes DEAD ZONE: he seemed kind of funny today. this time kanye wouldnt let himself be stopped so easy. he never seemed to use gun but it stille weirded me out. Also, obviously Kanye wrote it for me and because you read it YOU ARE NEXT Dacro: I'm pretty much never coming to Chatzy again in case Kanye's waiting for me. do you know how many fuckin cradilys he's keeping Gooper Blooper: maybe if there was a pogey with hair like ringabel Gooper Blooper: ..Ringabel: brb dying Gooper Blooper: then I remembered Pepe Le Pew Gooper Blooper: there's some sort of case forming here --- Ruburrito: "Luigi's voice sounded real..unnatural. : U Ruby Chao: clearly spinda introduces a new thing Ruby Chao: GIGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: 300 BASE STATS Ruby Chao cackles Gooper Blooper: oh god hold on Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 100 Defense: 130 Special Attack: 140 Special Defense: 130 Speed: 100 Total: 660 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Infinite Confusion - Opponent is always confused, confusion instantly vanishes if Spinda leaves battle Ruby Chao: oh god Ruby Chao: what have i unleashed --- Rock Candy Guy joined the chat Steel Komodo: eyo whoever this is Ruby Chao: sup dude Ruby Chao: for everyone: this is a friend of mine and Gooper's, who wanted to check out the community Steel Komodo: oh, hi Steel Komodo: welcome to the Ko B! --- Gooper Blooper: One month $16.90 or only $0.56 a day3 months $39.90 or only $0.44 a day12 months $129 or only $0.35 a day Saberwulf: What the fuck 16 dollars and 90 goddamn cents for a month of premium Saberwulf: Is this room made of peruzzi diamonds Jumpropeman: no wulf THE DEAD STING: Now you see why Daniel Bryan's season pass was a gift Jumpropeman: its made of Comedy GOLD Gooper Blooper: Chatzy Premium is the high-class life Rock Candy Guy: I didn't even know people could charge for chat services these days, I mean really Gooper Blooper: Saberwulf: If I ever get rich I'm gonna buy a premium Chatzy and always refer to it in rich white person voice-Saberwulf: "Why yes, I DO own a premium Chatzy! Ha ha haaaaaa" Saberwulf: SOMEDAAAAYYY Jumpropeman: I heard Warren Buffet owns six Premium Chatzy chatrooms Rock Candy Guy: Priorities! i went to hit him with my little circle before he could enter his zone, but then . Steel Komodo: yo bro Steel Komodo: remember primary school? Ruby Chao: is this saying that josephine's kid is gonna be a genius Gooper Blooper: dem fat banks Thrash: So Sarah-baby would be the Emperor of Mankind, is what Draco-article read for me. Steel Komodo: because that's all I remember from Year 1, like I don't remember what the other tables were Tableter: What bought this on Steel Komodo: just reminiscing Tableter: There was the one you had to sit on if you didnt do your work Steel Komodo: ..yeah, I remember that Tableter: I spent a lot of time there after we got banjo kazooie Steel Komodo: del pls Tableter: Never Ruby Chao: darnit young del --- Red Spy joined the chat Tableter: Hey spaps Steel Komodo: ey spy Ruby Chao: greetings spy Ruby Chao: if that IS you Ruby Chao: YOU'VE BEEN UNDER STRANGE NAMES SO LONG I CAN'T TRUST YOUR NORMAL NAME ANYMORE Red Spy: O)_(O --- Cornwind Evil: Tom Nook will win Star Road 2 Cornwind Evil: That is my prediction because that's what the AI will do --- Gooper Blooper: and then, when no one was looking, French Toast Crunch returned Gooper Blooper: still waiting on the return of Oreo O's Ruby Chao: go find a south korean box --- Draco: I had to rush in here because I found an article that is ZFRP relevant.

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Gooper Blooper: Are the sarahkin smart enough or did Celestia's hips in fact lie Ringabel: but he appreciates his fine tush regardless Gooper Blooper: The largest-chested sarahkin is Gloria and that's more like being the tallest midget Ruby Chao: and yet they're all bustier than tenshi Draco: Tenshi somehow manages to be concave. --- Thrash: In the high stress combative world of pogeymenz, where a kid can be robbed at any given day by passerby flashing a ball or have his life threatened walking into the tall grass, there has to be a terribly prolific drug trade -somewhere-. Ruby Chao: it worked SO WELL Ruby Chao: my next villain will be space marine Kairos Zarr Ruby Chao maximum original --- Saberwulf: Goddamn I forgot so much stuff from my old posts Saberwulf: Jaxx had a house in Ekspansa back when it was only written as a market Saberwulf: Now it's a house the size of france --- Ringabel: "mom's on the phone with gloria" Ringabel: even my own family is #ruined --- Ruby Chao: "don't you hate when money goes away when you spend it" Ruby Chao: goops: is this sephine Gooper Blooper: yes Gooper Blooper: also me Ruby Chao: sarahkin infused with gooptraits etc Ringabel: they already have gooptraits Ringabel: what is there to fuse Gooper Blooper: that's what he's referring to Gooper Blooper: added at birth Ruby Chao: and yet you're ABANDONING GLORIA Gooper Blooper: I'll have you know I started a new book today Gooper Blooper: a physical book made of paper with pages you turn with your hands Ringabel: nice Gooper Blooper: when I was done I marked the page with chao's fancy-ass bookmark Ruby Chao: much better Ruby Chao: i'm proud of you Ruby Chao salutes goopy Ruby Chao: (also yaaaay my present is helpful) Saberwulf: what book be it Gooper Blooper: This one about 2spooky monsters, found it at the recycling center with a destroyed jacket but otherwise in great shape Ruby Chao: so do you know the truth?

Gooper Blooper: I think he's saving that part for the conclusion Gooper Blooper: viola etc Ruby Chao: channel your inner viola Ruby Chao channels his inner viola too hard, starts fanboying over Tenshi Gooper Blooper: what do you do Gooper Blooper: when you're a fan of your own character Ruby Chao: write them more i guess? Red Spy: And so Godzilla obtained his Ph D in Smashing (with a minor in Thuganomics) Rock Candy Guy: And it was a glorious end for us all, until the camera cut away to a nearby street lamp, and it's sinister gaze towards the audience!

Ruby Chao: i expected her to be an NPC Ruby Chao: not a boss Ringabel: i have no idea where i'm going with this Ruby Chao: because of how she was portrayed and also working with edea Ringabel: but *HATRED INTENSIFIES* Gooper Blooper: Oh yeah Ringabel: the bad thing about her is that she only knows one song ;; Gooper Blooper: The actual reason they teamed up was that, if you recall, that match was a special one reserved for Draco Gooper Blooper: so I used his two favorites Ruby Chao: and that's why no one could possibly play praline for the whole season Ruby Chao: because everyone would get sick of LOOOOOVE IN THE CROSSFIREEEEEE~!!! DEAD zone Blood Pianta (is on hold) changed name to Kanyes DEAD ZONEDacro gasps. but it didn't say "rubychao was timmed out" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it said "rubychao is has entered my zone" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: i shrugged it off because i had agame to play Kanyes DEAD ZONE: the game was hardr than before. now he was holding a gun, and his usual grin seemed to look a bit menacing Kanyes DEAD ZONE: still, i did m best to stop him from reaching kanye zone. Kanyes DEAD ZONE: thiscontinued for a while, and the high scores began to rack up. "im definitely in my zone" Dacro: =========OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dacro: 2spooky Ruby Chao: that was the scariest story i've ever heard and i'm never going to have a nightmare-free night ever again Ruby Chao: i hope you're happy spy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Ecstatic actually Cornwind Evil: ...how did the story get on the internet Ruby Chao: that's the joke, cw Kanyes DEAD ZONE: ^ Kanyes DEAD ZONE: So many pastas end that way. Cornwind Evil: It's neon blue Cornwind Evil: Neon sky blue Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Here it is Steel Komodo: oh god Steel Komodo: that is rather garish Gooper Blooper: that product description Gooper Blooper: the perfect summary of cena Ruburrito: gotta hype that cena up Steel Komodo: hahaha Harpizza: my eyes burn at the sight of it --- Kanyes DEAD ZONE: TIZ CAN DO A SPECIAL MOVE IM GONNA DO IT Kanyes DEAD ZONE: It did like nothing because he's a white mage, but now the music is all Tizzy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Gettin' tizzy with it --- Harpizza: next time on harpblog: lets tango with a demonologist w/ kogasa and friends Harpizza: and then i'll stop that to actually write things people actually care about Harpizza: baking cookies w/ Sarah Ruburrito: next time on chaoblog: Ruburrito: nothing ever Gooper Blooper: ​cookies with sarah Gooper Blooper: yes Harpizza: "first you make the dough, then you put in the chips and- whoops, looks like Alex needs help fighting that dragon, give me a moment~" Harpizza: sarah last seen licking the dough off the spoon Harpizza: because who wouldn't, really Bree: well if it contains eggs you're not supposed to Harpizza: yeaaah Gooper Blooper: sarah licks anyway because she lives life on the edge Harpizza: i lick the spoon anyway Gooper Blooper: #sarahlife --- Ringabel: i will find ringabel's spirit pogey yet, i will Ringabel: then use it, while full of regrets later Ringabel: when we last left off, sammy got herself the third badge and was well on her way to kick flannery's ass when apparently, some dude's space rock got stolen Ringabel: so now she's tryin' to get it back oh and also fossil guy is a dick Ringabel: "oh my brother is so nice" no he is not, he hogs all the fossils. MEGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: because if you assemble the 4 billion spinda patterns Ruby Chao: in exactly the right order Ruby Chao: you unlock the secrets of the universe Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 50 Defense: 100 Special Attack: 100 Special Defense: 100 Speed: 50 Total: 460 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Negative Zone - Instantly confuses opponent upon appearing Steel Komodo: oh god Mega Spinda D: Gooper Blooper: that base stat total is still far lower than many Pokemon Gooper Blooper: even after mega evolving Ringabel: yeah Gooper Blooper: so I had to give him a cheap ability : V Ringabel: special move: Dizzying Dance Gooper Blooper: Dizzying Dance sounds too similar to Teeter Dance Ringabel: i forgot all about teeter dance, which is why! : E Further evidence that the multiverse is a delightfully batshit insane joke. he moved fast, faster than any kanye ive ever seen.

Ruby Chao: (except draco) --- Gooper Blooper: One thing Gen 6 did that saddened me a little Gooper Blooper: Gigas had an awesome animation in Pokemon Battle Revolution that wasn't kept for XY/ORAS Ringabel: nnnnoo Gooper Blooper: it actually partly inspired his character Gooper Blooper: He basically does a manly flex Ruby Chao: oh this i absolutely must see asap Ruby Chao: DO YOU HAVE A LINK Gooper Blooper: 49 seconds in Gooper Blooper: (This video also reminded me he had ANOTHER great animation where he smashes his fists together) Gooper Blooper: basically PBR Gigas is a monstrous mastodon Ruby Chao: that is amazing Ruby Chao: REGIGIGAS RESTORED ITS HEALTH! THAT WAS RATHER SELFDESTRUCTIVE Gooper Blooper: *clicks back to chat just as the announcer says what Chao typed* Gooper Blooper: lel --- Ruby Chao: guys i've finally decided which BD character to roleplay Ruby Chao: i hope you're all prepared for six months oooof Ruby Chao: *drumroll* Ruby Chao: Til Arrior! Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it was just a normal day in the zoofites chatzy when suddenly my friend jimropeman logged in for the day Kanyes DEAD ZONE: he seemed kind of funny today. this time kanye wouldnt let himself be stopped so easy. he never seemed to use gun but it stille weirded me out. Also, obviously Kanye wrote it for me and because you read it YOU ARE NEXT Dacro: I'm pretty much never coming to Chatzy again in case Kanye's waiting for me. do you know how many fuckin cradilys he's keeping Gooper Blooper: maybe if there was a pogey with hair like ringabel Gooper Blooper: ..Ringabel: brb dying Gooper Blooper: then I remembered Pepe Le Pew Gooper Blooper: there's some sort of case forming here --- Ruburrito: "Luigi's voice sounded real..unnatural. : U Ruby Chao: clearly spinda introduces a new thing Ruby Chao: GIGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: 300 BASE STATS Ruby Chao cackles Gooper Blooper: oh god hold on Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 100 Defense: 130 Special Attack: 140 Special Defense: 130 Speed: 100 Total: 660 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Infinite Confusion - Opponent is always confused, confusion instantly vanishes if Spinda leaves battle Ruby Chao: oh god Ruby Chao: what have i unleashed --- Rock Candy Guy joined the chat Steel Komodo: eyo whoever this is Ruby Chao: sup dude Ruby Chao: for everyone: this is a friend of mine and Gooper's, who wanted to check out the community Steel Komodo: oh, hi Steel Komodo: welcome to the Ko B! --- Gooper Blooper: One month $16.90 or only $0.56 a day3 months $39.90 or only $0.44 a day12 months $129 or only $0.35 a day Saberwulf: What the fuck 16 dollars and 90 goddamn cents for a month of premium Saberwulf: Is this room made of peruzzi diamonds Jumpropeman: no wulf THE DEAD STING: Now you see why Daniel Bryan's season pass was a gift Jumpropeman: its made of Comedy GOLD Gooper Blooper: Chatzy Premium is the high-class life Rock Candy Guy: I didn't even know people could charge for chat services these days, I mean really Gooper Blooper: Saberwulf: If I ever get rich I'm gonna buy a premium Chatzy and always refer to it in rich white person voice-Saberwulf: "Why yes, I DO own a premium Chatzy! Ha ha haaaaaa" Saberwulf: SOMEDAAAAYYY Jumpropeman: I heard Warren Buffet owns six Premium Chatzy chatrooms Rock Candy Guy: Priorities! i went to hit him with my little circle before he could enter his zone, but then .

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Gooper Blooper: Are the sarahkin smart enough or did Celestia's hips in fact lie Ringabel: but he appreciates his fine tush regardless Gooper Blooper: The largest-chested sarahkin is Gloria and that's more like being the tallest midget Ruby Chao: and yet they're all bustier than tenshi Draco: Tenshi somehow manages to be concave. --- Thrash: In the high stress combative world of pogeymenz, where a kid can be robbed at any given day by passerby flashing a ball or have his life threatened walking into the tall grass, there has to be a terribly prolific drug trade -somewhere-. Ruby Chao: it worked SO WELL Ruby Chao: my next villain will be space marine Kairos Zarr Ruby Chao maximum original --- Saberwulf: Goddamn I forgot so much stuff from my old posts Saberwulf: Jaxx had a house in Ekspansa back when it was only written as a market Saberwulf: Now it's a house the size of france --- Ringabel: "mom's on the phone with gloria" Ringabel: even my own family is #ruined --- Ruby Chao: "don't you hate when money goes away when you spend it" Ruby Chao: goops: is this sephine Gooper Blooper: yes Gooper Blooper: also me Ruby Chao: sarahkin infused with gooptraits etc Ringabel: they already have gooptraits Ringabel: what is there to fuse Gooper Blooper: that's what he's referring to Gooper Blooper: added at birth Ruby Chao: and yet you're ABANDONING GLORIA Gooper Blooper: I'll have you know I started a new book today Gooper Blooper: a physical book made of paper with pages you turn with your hands Ringabel: nice Gooper Blooper: when I was done I marked the page with chao's fancy-ass bookmark Ruby Chao: much better Ruby Chao: i'm proud of you Ruby Chao salutes goopy Ruby Chao: (also yaaaay my present is helpful) Saberwulf: what book be it Gooper Blooper: This one about 2spooky monsters, found it at the recycling center with a destroyed jacket but otherwise in great shape Ruby Chao: so do you know the truth?Gooper Blooper: I think he's saving that part for the conclusion Gooper Blooper: viola etc Ruby Chao: channel your inner viola Ruby Chao channels his inner viola too hard, starts fanboying over Tenshi Gooper Blooper: what do you do Gooper Blooper: when you're a fan of your own character Ruby Chao: write them more i guess? Red Spy: And so Godzilla obtained his Ph D in Smashing (with a minor in Thuganomics) Rock Candy Guy: And it was a glorious end for us all, until the camera cut away to a nearby street lamp, and it's sinister gaze towards the audience!Ruby Chao: i expected her to be an NPC Ruby Chao: not a boss Ringabel: i have no idea where i'm going with this Ruby Chao: because of how she was portrayed and also working with edea Ringabel: but *HATRED INTENSIFIES* Gooper Blooper: Oh yeah Ringabel: the bad thing about her is that she only knows one song ;; Gooper Blooper: The actual reason they teamed up was that, if you recall, that match was a special one reserved for Draco Gooper Blooper: so I used his two favorites Ruby Chao: and that's why no one could possibly play praline for the whole season Ruby Chao: because everyone would get sick of LOOOOOVE IN THE CROSSFIREEEEEE~!!! DEAD zone Blood Pianta (is on hold) changed name to Kanyes DEAD ZONEDacro gasps. but it didn't say "rubychao was timmed out" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it said "rubychao is has entered my zone" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: i shrugged it off because i had agame to play Kanyes DEAD ZONE: the game was hardr than before. now he was holding a gun, and his usual grin seemed to look a bit menacing Kanyes DEAD ZONE: still, i did m best to stop him from reaching kanye zone. Kanyes DEAD ZONE: thiscontinued for a while, and the high scores began to rack up. "im definitely in my zone" Dacro: =========OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dacro: 2spooky Ruby Chao: that was the scariest story i've ever heard and i'm never going to have a nightmare-free night ever again Ruby Chao: i hope you're happy spy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Ecstatic actually Cornwind Evil: ...how did the story get on the internet Ruby Chao: that's the joke, cw Kanyes DEAD ZONE: ^ Kanyes DEAD ZONE: So many pastas end that way. Cornwind Evil: It's neon blue Cornwind Evil: Neon sky blue Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Here it is Steel Komodo: oh god Steel Komodo: that is rather garish Gooper Blooper: that product description Gooper Blooper: the perfect summary of cena Ruburrito: gotta hype that cena up Steel Komodo: hahaha Harpizza: my eyes burn at the sight of it --- Kanyes DEAD ZONE: TIZ CAN DO A SPECIAL MOVE IM GONNA DO IT Kanyes DEAD ZONE: It did like nothing because he's a white mage, but now the music is all Tizzy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Gettin' tizzy with it --- Harpizza: next time on harpblog: lets tango with a demonologist w/ kogasa and friends Harpizza: and then i'll stop that to actually write things people actually care about Harpizza: baking cookies w/ Sarah Ruburrito: next time on chaoblog: Ruburrito: nothing ever Gooper Blooper: ​cookies with sarah Gooper Blooper: yes Harpizza: "first you make the dough, then you put in the chips and- whoops, looks like Alex needs help fighting that dragon, give me a moment~" Harpizza: sarah last seen licking the dough off the spoon Harpizza: because who wouldn't, really Bree: well if it contains eggs you're not supposed to Harpizza: yeaaah Gooper Blooper: sarah licks anyway because she lives life on the edge Harpizza: i lick the spoon anyway Gooper Blooper: #sarahlife --- Ringabel: i will find ringabel's spirit pogey yet, i will Ringabel: then use it, while full of regrets later Ringabel: when we last left off, sammy got herself the third badge and was well on her way to kick flannery's ass when apparently, some dude's space rock got stolen Ringabel: so now she's tryin' to get it back oh and also fossil guy is a dick Ringabel: "oh my brother is so nice" no he is not, he hogs all the fossils. MEGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: because if you assemble the 4 billion spinda patterns Ruby Chao: in exactly the right order Ruby Chao: you unlock the secrets of the universe Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 50 Defense: 100 Special Attack: 100 Special Defense: 100 Speed: 50 Total: 460 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Negative Zone - Instantly confuses opponent upon appearing Steel Komodo: oh god Mega Spinda D: Gooper Blooper: that base stat total is still far lower than many Pokemon Gooper Blooper: even after mega evolving Ringabel: yeah Gooper Blooper: so I had to give him a cheap ability : V Ringabel: special move: Dizzying Dance Gooper Blooper: Dizzying Dance sounds too similar to Teeter Dance Ringabel: i forgot all about teeter dance, which is why! : E Further evidence that the multiverse is a delightfully batshit insane joke. he moved fast, faster than any kanye ive ever seen. Ruby Chao: (except draco) --- Gooper Blooper: One thing Gen 6 did that saddened me a little Gooper Blooper: Gigas had an awesome animation in Pokemon Battle Revolution that wasn't kept for XY/ORAS Ringabel: nnnnoo Gooper Blooper: it actually partly inspired his character Gooper Blooper: He basically does a manly flex Ruby Chao: oh this i absolutely must see asap Ruby Chao: DO YOU HAVE A LINK Gooper Blooper: 49 seconds in Gooper Blooper: (This video also reminded me he had ANOTHER great animation where he smashes his fists together) Gooper Blooper: basically PBR Gigas is a monstrous mastodon Ruby Chao: that is amazing Ruby Chao: REGIGIGAS RESTORED ITS HEALTH! THAT WAS RATHER SELFDESTRUCTIVE Gooper Blooper: *clicks back to chat just as the announcer says what Chao typed* Gooper Blooper: lel --- Ruby Chao: guys i've finally decided which BD character to roleplay Ruby Chao: i hope you're all prepared for six months oooof Ruby Chao: *drumroll* Ruby Chao: Til Arrior! Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it was just a normal day in the zoofites chatzy when suddenly my friend jimropeman logged in for the day Kanyes DEAD ZONE: he seemed kind of funny today. this time kanye wouldnt let himself be stopped so easy. he never seemed to use gun but it stille weirded me out. Also, obviously Kanye wrote it for me and because you read it YOU ARE NEXT Dacro: I'm pretty much never coming to Chatzy again in case Kanye's waiting for me. do you know how many fuckin cradilys he's keeping Gooper Blooper: maybe if there was a pogey with hair like ringabel Gooper Blooper: ..Ringabel: brb dying Gooper Blooper: then I remembered Pepe Le Pew Gooper Blooper: there's some sort of case forming here --- Ruburrito: "Luigi's voice sounded real..unnatural. : U Ruby Chao: clearly spinda introduces a new thing Ruby Chao: GIGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: 300 BASE STATS Ruby Chao cackles Gooper Blooper: oh god hold on Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 100 Defense: 130 Special Attack: 140 Special Defense: 130 Speed: 100 Total: 660 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Infinite Confusion - Opponent is always confused, confusion instantly vanishes if Spinda leaves battle Ruby Chao: oh god Ruby Chao: what have i unleashed --- Rock Candy Guy joined the chat Steel Komodo: eyo whoever this is Ruby Chao: sup dude Ruby Chao: for everyone: this is a friend of mine and Gooper's, who wanted to check out the community Steel Komodo: oh, hi Steel Komodo: welcome to the Ko B! --- Gooper Blooper: One month $16.90 or only $0.56 a day3 months $39.90 or only $0.44 a day12 months $129 or only $0.35 a day Saberwulf: What the fuck 16 dollars and 90 goddamn cents for a month of premium Saberwulf: Is this room made of peruzzi diamonds Jumpropeman: no wulf THE DEAD STING: Now you see why Daniel Bryan's season pass was a gift Jumpropeman: its made of Comedy GOLD Gooper Blooper: Chatzy Premium is the high-class life Rock Candy Guy: I didn't even know people could charge for chat services these days, I mean really Gooper Blooper: Saberwulf: If I ever get rich I'm gonna buy a premium Chatzy and always refer to it in rich white person voice-Saberwulf: "Why yes, I DO own a premium Chatzy! Ha ha haaaaaa" Saberwulf: SOMEDAAAAYYY Jumpropeman: I heard Warren Buffet owns six Premium Chatzy chatrooms Rock Candy Guy: Priorities! i went to hit him with my little circle before he could enter his zone, but then . Steel Komodo: yo bro Steel Komodo: remember primary school? Ruby Chao: is this saying that josephine's kid is gonna be a genius Gooper Blooper: dem fat banks Thrash: So Sarah-baby would be the Emperor of Mankind, is what Draco-article read for me. Steel Komodo: because that's all I remember from Year 1, like I don't remember what the other tables were Tableter: What bought this on Steel Komodo: just reminiscing Tableter: There was the one you had to sit on if you didnt do your work Steel Komodo: ..yeah, I remember that Tableter: I spent a lot of time there after we got banjo kazooie Steel Komodo: del pls Tableter: Never Ruby Chao: darnit young del --- Red Spy joined the chat Tableter: Hey spaps Steel Komodo: ey spy Ruby Chao: greetings spy Ruby Chao: if that IS you Ruby Chao: YOU'VE BEEN UNDER STRANGE NAMES SO LONG I CAN'T TRUST YOUR NORMAL NAME ANYMORE Red Spy: O)_(O --- Cornwind Evil: Tom Nook will win Star Road 2 Cornwind Evil: That is my prediction because that's what the AI will do --- Gooper Blooper: and then, when no one was looking, French Toast Crunch returned Gooper Blooper: still waiting on the return of Oreo O's Ruby Chao: go find a south korean box --- Draco: I had to rush in here because I found an article that is ZFRP relevant.

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Gooper Blooper: Are the sarahkin smart enough or did Celestia's hips in fact lie Ringabel: but he appreciates his fine tush regardless Gooper Blooper: The largest-chested sarahkin is Gloria and that's more like being the tallest midget Ruby Chao: and yet they're all bustier than tenshi Draco: Tenshi somehow manages to be concave. --- Thrash: In the high stress combative world of pogeymenz, where a kid can be robbed at any given day by passerby flashing a ball or have his life threatened walking into the tall grass, there has to be a terribly prolific drug trade -somewhere-. Ruby Chao: it worked SO WELL Ruby Chao: my next villain will be space marine Kairos Zarr Ruby Chao maximum original --- Saberwulf: Goddamn I forgot so much stuff from my old posts Saberwulf: Jaxx had a house in Ekspansa back when it was only written as a market Saberwulf: Now it's a house the size of france --- Ringabel: "mom's on the phone with gloria" Ringabel: even my own family is #ruined --- Ruby Chao: "don't you hate when money goes away when you spend it" Ruby Chao: goops: is this sephine Gooper Blooper: yes Gooper Blooper: also me Ruby Chao: sarahkin infused with gooptraits etc Ringabel: they already have gooptraits Ringabel: what is there to fuse Gooper Blooper: that's what he's referring to Gooper Blooper: added at birth Ruby Chao: and yet you're ABANDONING GLORIA Gooper Blooper: I'll have you know I started a new book today Gooper Blooper: a physical book made of paper with pages you turn with your hands Ringabel: nice Gooper Blooper: when I was done I marked the page with chao's fancy-ass bookmark Ruby Chao: much better Ruby Chao: i'm proud of you Ruby Chao salutes goopy Ruby Chao: (also yaaaay my present is helpful) Saberwulf: what book be it Gooper Blooper: This one about 2spooky monsters, found it at the recycling center with a destroyed jacket but otherwise in great shape Ruby Chao: so do you know the truth?

Gooper Blooper: I think he's saving that part for the conclusion Gooper Blooper: viola etc Ruby Chao: channel your inner viola Ruby Chao channels his inner viola too hard, starts fanboying over Tenshi Gooper Blooper: what do you do Gooper Blooper: when you're a fan of your own character Ruby Chao: write them more i guess? Red Spy: And so Godzilla obtained his Ph D in Smashing (with a minor in Thuganomics) Rock Candy Guy: And it was a glorious end for us all, until the camera cut away to a nearby street lamp, and it's sinister gaze towards the audience!

Ruby Chao: i expected her to be an NPC Ruby Chao: not a boss Ringabel: i have no idea where i'm going with this Ruby Chao: because of how she was portrayed and also working with edea Ringabel: but *HATRED INTENSIFIES* Gooper Blooper: Oh yeah Ringabel: the bad thing about her is that she only knows one song ;; Gooper Blooper: The actual reason they teamed up was that, if you recall, that match was a special one reserved for Draco Gooper Blooper: so I used his two favorites Ruby Chao: and that's why no one could possibly play praline for the whole season Ruby Chao: because everyone would get sick of LOOOOOVE IN THE CROSSFIREEEEEE~!!! DEAD zone Blood Pianta (is on hold) changed name to Kanyes DEAD ZONEDacro gasps. but it didn't say "rubychao was timmed out" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it said "rubychao is has entered my zone" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: i shrugged it off because i had agame to play Kanyes DEAD ZONE: the game was hardr than before. now he was holding a gun, and his usual grin seemed to look a bit menacing Kanyes DEAD ZONE: still, i did m best to stop him from reaching kanye zone. Kanyes DEAD ZONE: thiscontinued for a while, and the high scores began to rack up. "im definitely in my zone" Dacro: =========OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dacro: 2spooky Ruby Chao: that was the scariest story i've ever heard and i'm never going to have a nightmare-free night ever again Ruby Chao: i hope you're happy spy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Ecstatic actually Cornwind Evil: ...how did the story get on the internet Ruby Chao: that's the joke, cw Kanyes DEAD ZONE: ^ Kanyes DEAD ZONE: So many pastas end that way. Cornwind Evil: It's neon blue Cornwind Evil: Neon sky blue Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Here it is Steel Komodo: oh god Steel Komodo: that is rather garish Gooper Blooper: that product description Gooper Blooper: the perfect summary of cena Ruburrito: gotta hype that cena up Steel Komodo: hahaha Harpizza: my eyes burn at the sight of it --- Kanyes DEAD ZONE: TIZ CAN DO A SPECIAL MOVE IM GONNA DO IT Kanyes DEAD ZONE: It did like nothing because he's a white mage, but now the music is all Tizzy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Gettin' tizzy with it --- Harpizza: next time on harpblog: lets tango with a demonologist w/ kogasa and friends Harpizza: and then i'll stop that to actually write things people actually care about Harpizza: baking cookies w/ Sarah Ruburrito: next time on chaoblog: Ruburrito: nothing ever Gooper Blooper: ​cookies with sarah Gooper Blooper: yes Harpizza: "first you make the dough, then you put in the chips and- whoops, looks like Alex needs help fighting that dragon, give me a moment~" Harpizza: sarah last seen licking the dough off the spoon Harpizza: because who wouldn't, really Bree: well if it contains eggs you're not supposed to Harpizza: yeaaah Gooper Blooper: sarah licks anyway because she lives life on the edge Harpizza: i lick the spoon anyway Gooper Blooper: #sarahlife --- Ringabel: i will find ringabel's spirit pogey yet, i will Ringabel: then use it, while full of regrets later Ringabel: when we last left off, sammy got herself the third badge and was well on her way to kick flannery's ass when apparently, some dude's space rock got stolen Ringabel: so now she's tryin' to get it back oh and also fossil guy is a dick Ringabel: "oh my brother is so nice" no he is not, he hogs all the fossils. MEGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: because if you assemble the 4 billion spinda patterns Ruby Chao: in exactly the right order Ruby Chao: you unlock the secrets of the universe Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 50 Defense: 100 Special Attack: 100 Special Defense: 100 Speed: 50 Total: 460 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Negative Zone - Instantly confuses opponent upon appearing Steel Komodo: oh god Mega Spinda D: Gooper Blooper: that base stat total is still far lower than many Pokemon Gooper Blooper: even after mega evolving Ringabel: yeah Gooper Blooper: so I had to give him a cheap ability : V Ringabel: special move: Dizzying Dance Gooper Blooper: Dizzying Dance sounds too similar to Teeter Dance Ringabel: i forgot all about teeter dance, which is why! : E Further evidence that the multiverse is a delightfully batshit insane joke. he moved fast, faster than any kanye ive ever seen.

Ruby Chao: (except draco) --- Gooper Blooper: One thing Gen 6 did that saddened me a little Gooper Blooper: Gigas had an awesome animation in Pokemon Battle Revolution that wasn't kept for XY/ORAS Ringabel: nnnnoo Gooper Blooper: it actually partly inspired his character Gooper Blooper: He basically does a manly flex Ruby Chao: oh this i absolutely must see asap Ruby Chao: DO YOU HAVE A LINK Gooper Blooper: 49 seconds in Gooper Blooper: (This video also reminded me he had ANOTHER great animation where he smashes his fists together) Gooper Blooper: basically PBR Gigas is a monstrous mastodon Ruby Chao: that is amazing Ruby Chao: REGIGIGAS RESTORED ITS HEALTH! THAT WAS RATHER SELFDESTRUCTIVE Gooper Blooper: *clicks back to chat just as the announcer says what Chao typed* Gooper Blooper: lel --- Ruby Chao: guys i've finally decided which BD character to roleplay Ruby Chao: i hope you're all prepared for six months oooof Ruby Chao: *drumroll* Ruby Chao: Til Arrior! Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it was just a normal day in the zoofites chatzy when suddenly my friend jimropeman logged in for the day Kanyes DEAD ZONE: he seemed kind of funny today. this time kanye wouldnt let himself be stopped so easy. he never seemed to use gun but it stille weirded me out. Also, obviously Kanye wrote it for me and because you read it YOU ARE NEXT Dacro: I'm pretty much never coming to Chatzy again in case Kanye's waiting for me. do you know how many fuckin cradilys he's keeping Gooper Blooper: maybe if there was a pogey with hair like ringabel Gooper Blooper: ..Ringabel: brb dying Gooper Blooper: then I remembered Pepe Le Pew Gooper Blooper: there's some sort of case forming here --- Ruburrito: "Luigi's voice sounded real..unnatural. : U Ruby Chao: clearly spinda introduces a new thing Ruby Chao: GIGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: 300 BASE STATS Ruby Chao cackles Gooper Blooper: oh god hold on Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 100 Defense: 130 Special Attack: 140 Special Defense: 130 Speed: 100 Total: 660 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Infinite Confusion - Opponent is always confused, confusion instantly vanishes if Spinda leaves battle Ruby Chao: oh god Ruby Chao: what have i unleashed --- Rock Candy Guy joined the chat Steel Komodo: eyo whoever this is Ruby Chao: sup dude Ruby Chao: for everyone: this is a friend of mine and Gooper's, who wanted to check out the community Steel Komodo: oh, hi Steel Komodo: welcome to the Ko B! --- Gooper Blooper: One month $16.90 or only $0.56 a day3 months $39.90 or only $0.44 a day12 months $129 or only $0.35 a day Saberwulf: What the fuck 16 dollars and 90 goddamn cents for a month of premium Saberwulf: Is this room made of peruzzi diamonds Jumpropeman: no wulf THE DEAD STING: Now you see why Daniel Bryan's season pass was a gift Jumpropeman: its made of Comedy GOLD Gooper Blooper: Chatzy Premium is the high-class life Rock Candy Guy: I didn't even know people could charge for chat services these days, I mean really Gooper Blooper: Saberwulf: If I ever get rich I'm gonna buy a premium Chatzy and always refer to it in rich white person voice-Saberwulf: "Why yes, I DO own a premium Chatzy! Ha ha haaaaaa" Saberwulf: SOMEDAAAAYYY Jumpropeman: I heard Warren Buffet owns six Premium Chatzy chatrooms Rock Candy Guy: Priorities! i went to hit him with my little circle before he could enter his zone, but then .

]].35 a day Saberwulf: What the fuck 16 dollars and 90 goddamn cents for a month of premium Saberwulf: Is this room made of peruzzi diamonds Jumpropeman: no wulf THE DEAD STING: Now you see why Daniel Bryan's season pass was a gift Jumpropeman: its made of Comedy GOLD Gooper Blooper: Chatzy Premium is the high-class life Rock Candy Guy: I didn't even know people could charge for chat services these days, I mean really Gooper Blooper: Saberwulf: If I ever get rich I'm gonna buy a premium Chatzy and always refer to it in rich white person voice-Saberwulf: "Why yes, I DO own a premium Chatzy! Ha ha haaaaaa" Saberwulf: SOMEDAAAAYYY Jumpropeman: I heard Warren Buffet owns six Premium Chatzy chatrooms Rock Candy Guy: Priorities! i went to hit him with my little circle before he could enter his zone, but then .

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Gooper Blooper: Are the sarahkin smart enough or did Celestia's hips in fact lie Ringabel: but he appreciates his fine tush regardless Gooper Blooper: The largest-chested sarahkin is Gloria and that's more like being the tallest midget Ruby Chao: and yet they're all bustier than tenshi Draco: Tenshi somehow manages to be concave. --- Thrash: In the high stress combative world of pogeymenz, where a kid can be robbed at any given day by passerby flashing a ball or have his life threatened walking into the tall grass, there has to be a terribly prolific drug trade -somewhere-. Ruby Chao: it worked SO WELL Ruby Chao: my next villain will be space marine Kairos Zarr Ruby Chao maximum original --- Saberwulf: Goddamn I forgot so much stuff from my old posts Saberwulf: Jaxx had a house in Ekspansa back when it was only written as a market Saberwulf: Now it's a house the size of france --- Ringabel: "mom's on the phone with gloria" Ringabel: even my own family is #ruined --- Ruby Chao: "don't you hate when money goes away when you spend it" Ruby Chao: goops: is this sephine Gooper Blooper: yes Gooper Blooper: also me Ruby Chao: sarahkin infused with gooptraits etc Ringabel: they already have gooptraits Ringabel: what is there to fuse Gooper Blooper: that's what he's referring to Gooper Blooper: added at birth Ruby Chao: and yet you're ABANDONING GLORIA Gooper Blooper: I'll have you know I started a new book today Gooper Blooper: a physical book made of paper with pages you turn with your hands Ringabel: nice Gooper Blooper: when I was done I marked the page with chao's fancy-ass bookmark Ruby Chao: much better Ruby Chao: i'm proud of you Ruby Chao salutes goopy Ruby Chao: (also yaaaay my present is helpful) Saberwulf: what book be it Gooper Blooper: This one about 2spooky monsters, found it at the recycling center with a destroyed jacket but otherwise in great shape Ruby Chao: so do you know the truth?Gooper Blooper: I think he's saving that part for the conclusion Gooper Blooper: viola etc Ruby Chao: channel your inner viola Ruby Chao channels his inner viola too hard, starts fanboying over Tenshi Gooper Blooper: what do you do Gooper Blooper: when you're a fan of your own character Ruby Chao: write them more i guess? Red Spy: And so Godzilla obtained his Ph D in Smashing (with a minor in Thuganomics) Rock Candy Guy: And it was a glorious end for us all, until the camera cut away to a nearby street lamp, and it's sinister gaze towards the audience!Ruby Chao: i expected her to be an NPC Ruby Chao: not a boss Ringabel: i have no idea where i'm going with this Ruby Chao: because of how she was portrayed and also working with edea Ringabel: but *HATRED INTENSIFIES* Gooper Blooper: Oh yeah Ringabel: the bad thing about her is that she only knows one song ;; Gooper Blooper: The actual reason they teamed up was that, if you recall, that match was a special one reserved for Draco Gooper Blooper: so I used his two favorites Ruby Chao: and that's why no one could possibly play praline for the whole season Ruby Chao: because everyone would get sick of LOOOOOVE IN THE CROSSFIREEEEEE~!!! DEAD zone Blood Pianta (is on hold) changed name to Kanyes DEAD ZONEDacro gasps. but it didn't say "rubychao was timmed out" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it said "rubychao is has entered my zone" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: i shrugged it off because i had agame to play Kanyes DEAD ZONE: the game was hardr than before. now he was holding a gun, and his usual grin seemed to look a bit menacing Kanyes DEAD ZONE: still, i did m best to stop him from reaching kanye zone. Kanyes DEAD ZONE: thiscontinued for a while, and the high scores began to rack up. "im definitely in my zone" Dacro: =========OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dacro: 2spooky Ruby Chao: that was the scariest story i've ever heard and i'm never going to have a nightmare-free night ever again Ruby Chao: i hope you're happy spy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Ecstatic actually Cornwind Evil: ...how did the story get on the internet Ruby Chao: that's the joke, cw Kanyes DEAD ZONE: ^ Kanyes DEAD ZONE: So many pastas end that way. Cornwind Evil: It's neon blue Cornwind Evil: Neon sky blue Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Here it is Steel Komodo: oh god Steel Komodo: that is rather garish Gooper Blooper: that product description Gooper Blooper: the perfect summary of cena Ruburrito: gotta hype that cena up Steel Komodo: hahaha Harpizza: my eyes burn at the sight of it --- Kanyes DEAD ZONE: TIZ CAN DO A SPECIAL MOVE IM GONNA DO IT Kanyes DEAD ZONE: It did like nothing because he's a white mage, but now the music is all Tizzy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Gettin' tizzy with it --- Harpizza: next time on harpblog: lets tango with a demonologist w/ kogasa and friends Harpizza: and then i'll stop that to actually write things people actually care about Harpizza: baking cookies w/ Sarah Ruburrito: next time on chaoblog: Ruburrito: nothing ever Gooper Blooper: ​cookies with sarah Gooper Blooper: yes Harpizza: "first you make the dough, then you put in the chips and- whoops, looks like Alex needs help fighting that dragon, give me a moment~" Harpizza: sarah last seen licking the dough off the spoon Harpizza: because who wouldn't, really Bree: well if it contains eggs you're not supposed to Harpizza: yeaaah Gooper Blooper: sarah licks anyway because she lives life on the edge Harpizza: i lick the spoon anyway Gooper Blooper: #sarahlife --- Ringabel: i will find ringabel's spirit pogey yet, i will Ringabel: then use it, while full of regrets later Ringabel: when we last left off, sammy got herself the third badge and was well on her way to kick flannery's ass when apparently, some dude's space rock got stolen Ringabel: so now she's tryin' to get it back oh and also fossil guy is a dick Ringabel: "oh my brother is so nice" no he is not, he hogs all the fossils. MEGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: because if you assemble the 4 billion spinda patterns Ruby Chao: in exactly the right order Ruby Chao: you unlock the secrets of the universe Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 50 Defense: 100 Special Attack: 100 Special Defense: 100 Speed: 50 Total: 460 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Negative Zone - Instantly confuses opponent upon appearing Steel Komodo: oh god Mega Spinda D: Gooper Blooper: that base stat total is still far lower than many Pokemon Gooper Blooper: even after mega evolving Ringabel: yeah Gooper Blooper: so I had to give him a cheap ability : V Ringabel: special move: Dizzying Dance Gooper Blooper: Dizzying Dance sounds too similar to Teeter Dance Ringabel: i forgot all about teeter dance, which is why! : E Further evidence that the multiverse is a delightfully batshit insane joke. he moved fast, faster than any kanye ive ever seen. Ruby Chao: (except draco) --- Gooper Blooper: One thing Gen 6 did that saddened me a little Gooper Blooper: Gigas had an awesome animation in Pokemon Battle Revolution that wasn't kept for XY/ORAS Ringabel: nnnnoo Gooper Blooper: it actually partly inspired his character Gooper Blooper: He basically does a manly flex Ruby Chao: oh this i absolutely must see asap Ruby Chao: DO YOU HAVE A LINK Gooper Blooper: 49 seconds in Gooper Blooper: (This video also reminded me he had ANOTHER great animation where he smashes his fists together) Gooper Blooper: basically PBR Gigas is a monstrous mastodon Ruby Chao: that is amazing Ruby Chao: REGIGIGAS RESTORED ITS HEALTH! THAT WAS RATHER SELFDESTRUCTIVE Gooper Blooper: *clicks back to chat just as the announcer says what Chao typed* Gooper Blooper: lel --- Ruby Chao: guys i've finally decided which BD character to roleplay Ruby Chao: i hope you're all prepared for six months oooof Ruby Chao: *drumroll* Ruby Chao: Til Arrior! Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it was just a normal day in the zoofites chatzy when suddenly my friend jimropeman logged in for the day Kanyes DEAD ZONE: he seemed kind of funny today. this time kanye wouldnt let himself be stopped so easy. he never seemed to use gun but it stille weirded me out. Also, obviously Kanye wrote it for me and because you read it YOU ARE NEXT Dacro: I'm pretty much never coming to Chatzy again in case Kanye's waiting for me. do you know how many fuckin cradilys he's keeping Gooper Blooper: maybe if there was a pogey with hair like ringabel Gooper Blooper: ..Ringabel: brb dying Gooper Blooper: then I remembered Pepe Le Pew Gooper Blooper: there's some sort of case forming here --- Ruburrito: "Luigi's voice sounded real..unnatural. : U Ruby Chao: clearly spinda introduces a new thing Ruby Chao: GIGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: 300 BASE STATS Ruby Chao cackles Gooper Blooper: oh god hold on Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 100 Defense: 130 Special Attack: 140 Special Defense: 130 Speed: 100 Total: 660 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Infinite Confusion - Opponent is always confused, confusion instantly vanishes if Spinda leaves battle Ruby Chao: oh god Ruby Chao: what have i unleashed --- Rock Candy Guy joined the chat Steel Komodo: eyo whoever this is Ruby Chao: sup dude Ruby Chao: for everyone: this is a friend of mine and Gooper's, who wanted to check out the community Steel Komodo: oh, hi Steel Komodo: welcome to the Ko B! --- Gooper Blooper: One month $16.90 or only $0.56 a day3 months $39.90 or only $0.44 a day12 months $129 or only $0.35 a day Saberwulf: What the fuck 16 dollars and 90 goddamn cents for a month of premium Saberwulf: Is this room made of peruzzi diamonds Jumpropeman: no wulf THE DEAD STING: Now you see why Daniel Bryan's season pass was a gift Jumpropeman: its made of Comedy GOLD Gooper Blooper: Chatzy Premium is the high-class life Rock Candy Guy: I didn't even know people could charge for chat services these days, I mean really Gooper Blooper: Saberwulf: If I ever get rich I'm gonna buy a premium Chatzy and always refer to it in rich white person voice-Saberwulf: "Why yes, I DO own a premium Chatzy! Ha ha haaaaaa" Saberwulf: SOMEDAAAAYYY Jumpropeman: I heard Warren Buffet owns six Premium Chatzy chatrooms Rock Candy Guy: Priorities! i went to hit him with my little circle before he could enter his zone, but then . Steel Komodo: yo bro Steel Komodo: remember primary school? Ruby Chao: is this saying that josephine's kid is gonna be a genius Gooper Blooper: dem fat banks Thrash: So Sarah-baby would be the Emperor of Mankind, is what Draco-article read for me. Steel Komodo: because that's all I remember from Year 1, like I don't remember what the other tables were Tableter: What bought this on Steel Komodo: just reminiscing Tableter: There was the one you had to sit on if you didnt do your work Steel Komodo: ..yeah, I remember that Tableter: I spent a lot of time there after we got banjo kazooie Steel Komodo: del pls Tableter: Never Ruby Chao: darnit young del --- Red Spy joined the chat Tableter: Hey spaps Steel Komodo: ey spy Ruby Chao: greetings spy Ruby Chao: if that IS you Ruby Chao: YOU'VE BEEN UNDER STRANGE NAMES SO LONG I CAN'T TRUST YOUR NORMAL NAME ANYMORE Red Spy: O)_(O --- Cornwind Evil: Tom Nook will win Star Road 2 Cornwind Evil: That is my prediction because that's what the AI will do --- Gooper Blooper: and then, when no one was looking, French Toast Crunch returned Gooper Blooper: still waiting on the return of Oreo O's Ruby Chao: go find a south korean box --- Draco: I had to rush in here because I found an article that is ZFRP relevant.

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Gooper Blooper: Are the sarahkin smart enough or did Celestia's hips in fact lie Ringabel: but he appreciates his fine tush regardless Gooper Blooper: The largest-chested sarahkin is Gloria and that's more like being the tallest midget Ruby Chao: and yet they're all bustier than tenshi Draco: Tenshi somehow manages to be concave. --- Thrash: In the high stress combative world of pogeymenz, where a kid can be robbed at any given day by passerby flashing a ball or have his life threatened walking into the tall grass, there has to be a terribly prolific drug trade -somewhere-. Ruby Chao: it worked SO WELL Ruby Chao: my next villain will be space marine Kairos Zarr Ruby Chao maximum original --- Saberwulf: Goddamn I forgot so much stuff from my old posts Saberwulf: Jaxx had a house in Ekspansa back when it was only written as a market Saberwulf: Now it's a house the size of france --- Ringabel: "mom's on the phone with gloria" Ringabel: even my own family is #ruined --- Ruby Chao: "don't you hate when money goes away when you spend it" Ruby Chao: goops: is this sephine Gooper Blooper: yes Gooper Blooper: also me Ruby Chao: sarahkin infused with gooptraits etc Ringabel: they already have gooptraits Ringabel: what is there to fuse Gooper Blooper: that's what he's referring to Gooper Blooper: added at birth Ruby Chao: and yet you're ABANDONING GLORIA Gooper Blooper: I'll have you know I started a new book today Gooper Blooper: a physical book made of paper with pages you turn with your hands Ringabel: nice Gooper Blooper: when I was done I marked the page with chao's fancy-ass bookmark Ruby Chao: much better Ruby Chao: i'm proud of you Ruby Chao salutes goopy Ruby Chao: (also yaaaay my present is helpful) Saberwulf: what book be it Gooper Blooper: This one about 2spooky monsters, found it at the recycling center with a destroyed jacket but otherwise in great shape Ruby Chao: so do you know the truth?

Gooper Blooper: I think he's saving that part for the conclusion Gooper Blooper: viola etc Ruby Chao: channel your inner viola Ruby Chao channels his inner viola too hard, starts fanboying over Tenshi Gooper Blooper: what do you do Gooper Blooper: when you're a fan of your own character Ruby Chao: write them more i guess? Red Spy: And so Godzilla obtained his Ph D in Smashing (with a minor in Thuganomics) Rock Candy Guy: And it was a glorious end for us all, until the camera cut away to a nearby street lamp, and it's sinister gaze towards the audience!

Ruby Chao: i expected her to be an NPC Ruby Chao: not a boss Ringabel: i have no idea where i'm going with this Ruby Chao: because of how she was portrayed and also working with edea Ringabel: but *HATRED INTENSIFIES* Gooper Blooper: Oh yeah Ringabel: the bad thing about her is that she only knows one song ;; Gooper Blooper: The actual reason they teamed up was that, if you recall, that match was a special one reserved for Draco Gooper Blooper: so I used his two favorites Ruby Chao: and that's why no one could possibly play praline for the whole season Ruby Chao: because everyone would get sick of LOOOOOVE IN THE CROSSFIREEEEEE~!!! DEAD zone Blood Pianta (is on hold) changed name to Kanyes DEAD ZONEDacro gasps. but it didn't say "rubychao was timmed out" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it said "rubychao is has entered my zone" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: i shrugged it off because i had agame to play Kanyes DEAD ZONE: the game was hardr than before. now he was holding a gun, and his usual grin seemed to look a bit menacing Kanyes DEAD ZONE: still, i did m best to stop him from reaching kanye zone. Kanyes DEAD ZONE: thiscontinued for a while, and the high scores began to rack up. "im definitely in my zone" Dacro: =========OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dacro: 2spooky Ruby Chao: that was the scariest story i've ever heard and i'm never going to have a nightmare-free night ever again Ruby Chao: i hope you're happy spy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Ecstatic actually Cornwind Evil: ...how did the story get on the internet Ruby Chao: that's the joke, cw Kanyes DEAD ZONE: ^ Kanyes DEAD ZONE: So many pastas end that way. Cornwind Evil: It's neon blue Cornwind Evil: Neon sky blue Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Here it is Steel Komodo: oh god Steel Komodo: that is rather garish Gooper Blooper: that product description Gooper Blooper: the perfect summary of cena Ruburrito: gotta hype that cena up Steel Komodo: hahaha Harpizza: my eyes burn at the sight of it --- Kanyes DEAD ZONE: TIZ CAN DO A SPECIAL MOVE IM GONNA DO IT Kanyes DEAD ZONE: It did like nothing because he's a white mage, but now the music is all Tizzy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Gettin' tizzy with it --- Harpizza: next time on harpblog: lets tango with a demonologist w/ kogasa and friends Harpizza: and then i'll stop that to actually write things people actually care about Harpizza: baking cookies w/ Sarah Ruburrito: next time on chaoblog: Ruburrito: nothing ever Gooper Blooper: ​cookies with sarah Gooper Blooper: yes Harpizza: "first you make the dough, then you put in the chips and- whoops, looks like Alex needs help fighting that dragon, give me a moment~" Harpizza: sarah last seen licking the dough off the spoon Harpizza: because who wouldn't, really Bree: well if it contains eggs you're not supposed to Harpizza: yeaaah Gooper Blooper: sarah licks anyway because she lives life on the edge Harpizza: i lick the spoon anyway Gooper Blooper: #sarahlife --- Ringabel: i will find ringabel's spirit pogey yet, i will Ringabel: then use it, while full of regrets later Ringabel: when we last left off, sammy got herself the third badge and was well on her way to kick flannery's ass when apparently, some dude's space rock got stolen Ringabel: so now she's tryin' to get it back oh and also fossil guy is a dick Ringabel: "oh my brother is so nice" no he is not, he hogs all the fossils. MEGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: because if you assemble the 4 billion spinda patterns Ruby Chao: in exactly the right order Ruby Chao: you unlock the secrets of the universe Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 50 Defense: 100 Special Attack: 100 Special Defense: 100 Speed: 50 Total: 460 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Negative Zone - Instantly confuses opponent upon appearing Steel Komodo: oh god Mega Spinda D: Gooper Blooper: that base stat total is still far lower than many Pokemon Gooper Blooper: even after mega evolving Ringabel: yeah Gooper Blooper: so I had to give him a cheap ability : V Ringabel: special move: Dizzying Dance Gooper Blooper: Dizzying Dance sounds too similar to Teeter Dance Ringabel: i forgot all about teeter dance, which is why! : E Further evidence that the multiverse is a delightfully batshit insane joke. he moved fast, faster than any kanye ive ever seen.

Ruby Chao: (except draco) --- Gooper Blooper: One thing Gen 6 did that saddened me a little Gooper Blooper: Gigas had an awesome animation in Pokemon Battle Revolution that wasn't kept for XY/ORAS Ringabel: nnnnoo Gooper Blooper: it actually partly inspired his character Gooper Blooper: He basically does a manly flex Ruby Chao: oh this i absolutely must see asap Ruby Chao: DO YOU HAVE A LINK Gooper Blooper: 49 seconds in Gooper Blooper: (This video also reminded me he had ANOTHER great animation where he smashes his fists together) Gooper Blooper: basically PBR Gigas is a monstrous mastodon Ruby Chao: that is amazing Ruby Chao: REGIGIGAS RESTORED ITS HEALTH! THAT WAS RATHER SELFDESTRUCTIVE Gooper Blooper: *clicks back to chat just as the announcer says what Chao typed* Gooper Blooper: lel --- Ruby Chao: guys i've finally decided which BD character to roleplay Ruby Chao: i hope you're all prepared for six months oooof Ruby Chao: *drumroll* Ruby Chao: Til Arrior! Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it was just a normal day in the zoofites chatzy when suddenly my friend jimropeman logged in for the day Kanyes DEAD ZONE: he seemed kind of funny today. this time kanye wouldnt let himself be stopped so easy. he never seemed to use gun but it stille weirded me out. Also, obviously Kanye wrote it for me and because you read it YOU ARE NEXT Dacro: I'm pretty much never coming to Chatzy again in case Kanye's waiting for me. do you know how many fuckin cradilys he's keeping Gooper Blooper: maybe if there was a pogey with hair like ringabel Gooper Blooper: ..Ringabel: brb dying Gooper Blooper: then I remembered Pepe Le Pew Gooper Blooper: there's some sort of case forming here --- Ruburrito: "Luigi's voice sounded real..unnatural. : U Ruby Chao: clearly spinda introduces a new thing Ruby Chao: GIGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: 300 BASE STATS Ruby Chao cackles Gooper Blooper: oh god hold on Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 100 Defense: 130 Special Attack: 140 Special Defense: 130 Speed: 100 Total: 660 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Infinite Confusion - Opponent is always confused, confusion instantly vanishes if Spinda leaves battle Ruby Chao: oh god Ruby Chao: what have i unleashed --- Rock Candy Guy joined the chat Steel Komodo: eyo whoever this is Ruby Chao: sup dude Ruby Chao: for everyone: this is a friend of mine and Gooper's, who wanted to check out the community Steel Komodo: oh, hi Steel Komodo: welcome to the Ko B! --- Gooper Blooper: One month $16.90 or only $0.56 a day3 months $39.90 or only $0.44 a day12 months $129 or only $0.35 a day Saberwulf: What the fuck 16 dollars and 90 goddamn cents for a month of premium Saberwulf: Is this room made of peruzzi diamonds Jumpropeman: no wulf THE DEAD STING: Now you see why Daniel Bryan's season pass was a gift Jumpropeman: its made of Comedy GOLD Gooper Blooper: Chatzy Premium is the high-class life Rock Candy Guy: I didn't even know people could charge for chat services these days, I mean really Gooper Blooper: Saberwulf: If I ever get rich I'm gonna buy a premium Chatzy and always refer to it in rich white person voice-Saberwulf: "Why yes, I DO own a premium Chatzy! Ha ha haaaaaa" Saberwulf: SOMEDAAAAYYY Jumpropeman: I heard Warren Buffet owns six Premium Chatzy chatrooms Rock Candy Guy: Priorities! i went to hit him with my little circle before he could enter his zone, but then .

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Gooper Blooper: Are the sarahkin smart enough or did Celestia's hips in fact lie Ringabel: but he appreciates his fine tush regardless Gooper Blooper: The largest-chested sarahkin is Gloria and that's more like being the tallest midget Ruby Chao: and yet they're all bustier than tenshi Draco: Tenshi somehow manages to be concave. --- Thrash: In the high stress combative world of pogeymenz, where a kid can be robbed at any given day by passerby flashing a ball or have his life threatened walking into the tall grass, there has to be a terribly prolific drug trade -somewhere-. Ruby Chao: it worked SO WELL Ruby Chao: my next villain will be space marine Kairos Zarr Ruby Chao maximum original --- Saberwulf: Goddamn I forgot so much stuff from my old posts Saberwulf: Jaxx had a house in Ekspansa back when it was only written as a market Saberwulf: Now it's a house the size of france --- Ringabel: "mom's on the phone with gloria" Ringabel: even my own family is #ruined --- Ruby Chao: "don't you hate when money goes away when you spend it" Ruby Chao: goops: is this sephine Gooper Blooper: yes Gooper Blooper: also me Ruby Chao: sarahkin infused with gooptraits etc Ringabel: they already have gooptraits Ringabel: what is there to fuse Gooper Blooper: that's what he's referring to Gooper Blooper: added at birth Ruby Chao: and yet you're ABANDONING GLORIA Gooper Blooper: I'll have you know I started a new book today Gooper Blooper: a physical book made of paper with pages you turn with your hands Ringabel: nice Gooper Blooper: when I was done I marked the page with chao's fancy-ass bookmark Ruby Chao: much better Ruby Chao: i'm proud of you Ruby Chao salutes goopy Ruby Chao: (also yaaaay my present is helpful) Saberwulf: what book be it Gooper Blooper: This one about 2spooky monsters, found it at the recycling center with a destroyed jacket but otherwise in great shape Ruby Chao: so do you know the truth?Gooper Blooper: I think he's saving that part for the conclusion Gooper Blooper: viola etc Ruby Chao: channel your inner viola Ruby Chao channels his inner viola too hard, starts fanboying over Tenshi Gooper Blooper: what do you do Gooper Blooper: when you're a fan of your own character Ruby Chao: write them more i guess? Red Spy: And so Godzilla obtained his Ph D in Smashing (with a minor in Thuganomics) Rock Candy Guy: And it was a glorious end for us all, until the camera cut away to a nearby street lamp, and it's sinister gaze towards the audience!Ruby Chao: i expected her to be an NPC Ruby Chao: not a boss Ringabel: i have no idea where i'm going with this Ruby Chao: because of how she was portrayed and also working with edea Ringabel: but *HATRED INTENSIFIES* Gooper Blooper: Oh yeah Ringabel: the bad thing about her is that she only knows one song ;; Gooper Blooper: The actual reason they teamed up was that, if you recall, that match was a special one reserved for Draco Gooper Blooper: so I used his two favorites Ruby Chao: and that's why no one could possibly play praline for the whole season Ruby Chao: because everyone would get sick of LOOOOOVE IN THE CROSSFIREEEEEE~!!! DEAD zone Blood Pianta (is on hold) changed name to Kanyes DEAD ZONEDacro gasps. but it didn't say "rubychao was timmed out" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it said "rubychao is has entered my zone" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: i shrugged it off because i had agame to play Kanyes DEAD ZONE: the game was hardr than before. now he was holding a gun, and his usual grin seemed to look a bit menacing Kanyes DEAD ZONE: still, i did m best to stop him from reaching kanye zone. Kanyes DEAD ZONE: thiscontinued for a while, and the high scores began to rack up. "im definitely in my zone" Dacro: =========OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dacro: 2spooky Ruby Chao: that was the scariest story i've ever heard and i'm never going to have a nightmare-free night ever again Ruby Chao: i hope you're happy spy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Ecstatic actually Cornwind Evil: ...how did the story get on the internet Ruby Chao: that's the joke, cw Kanyes DEAD ZONE: ^ Kanyes DEAD ZONE: So many pastas end that way. Cornwind Evil: It's neon blue Cornwind Evil: Neon sky blue Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Here it is Steel Komodo: oh god Steel Komodo: that is rather garish Gooper Blooper: that product description Gooper Blooper: the perfect summary of cena Ruburrito: gotta hype that cena up Steel Komodo: hahaha Harpizza: my eyes burn at the sight of it --- Kanyes DEAD ZONE: TIZ CAN DO A SPECIAL MOVE IM GONNA DO IT Kanyes DEAD ZONE: It did like nothing because he's a white mage, but now the music is all Tizzy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Gettin' tizzy with it --- Harpizza: next time on harpblog: lets tango with a demonologist w/ kogasa and friends Harpizza: and then i'll stop that to actually write things people actually care about Harpizza: baking cookies w/ Sarah Ruburrito: next time on chaoblog: Ruburrito: nothing ever Gooper Blooper: ​cookies with sarah Gooper Blooper: yes Harpizza: "first you make the dough, then you put in the chips and- whoops, looks like Alex needs help fighting that dragon, give me a moment~" Harpizza: sarah last seen licking the dough off the spoon Harpizza: because who wouldn't, really Bree: well if it contains eggs you're not supposed to Harpizza: yeaaah Gooper Blooper: sarah licks anyway because she lives life on the edge Harpizza: i lick the spoon anyway Gooper Blooper: #sarahlife --- Ringabel: i will find ringabel's spirit pogey yet, i will Ringabel: then use it, while full of regrets later Ringabel: when we last left off, sammy got herself the third badge and was well on her way to kick flannery's ass when apparently, some dude's space rock got stolen Ringabel: so now she's tryin' to get it back oh and also fossil guy is a dick Ringabel: "oh my brother is so nice" no he is not, he hogs all the fossils. MEGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: because if you assemble the 4 billion spinda patterns Ruby Chao: in exactly the right order Ruby Chao: you unlock the secrets of the universe Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 50 Defense: 100 Special Attack: 100 Special Defense: 100 Speed: 50 Total: 460 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Negative Zone - Instantly confuses opponent upon appearing Steel Komodo: oh god Mega Spinda D: Gooper Blooper: that base stat total is still far lower than many Pokemon Gooper Blooper: even after mega evolving Ringabel: yeah Gooper Blooper: so I had to give him a cheap ability : V Ringabel: special move: Dizzying Dance Gooper Blooper: Dizzying Dance sounds too similar to Teeter Dance Ringabel: i forgot all about teeter dance, which is why! : E Further evidence that the multiverse is a delightfully batshit insane joke. he moved fast, faster than any kanye ive ever seen. Ruby Chao: (except draco) --- Gooper Blooper: One thing Gen 6 did that saddened me a little Gooper Blooper: Gigas had an awesome animation in Pokemon Battle Revolution that wasn't kept for XY/ORAS Ringabel: nnnnoo Gooper Blooper: it actually partly inspired his character Gooper Blooper: He basically does a manly flex Ruby Chao: oh this i absolutely must see asap Ruby Chao: DO YOU HAVE A LINK Gooper Blooper: 49 seconds in Gooper Blooper: (This video also reminded me he had ANOTHER great animation where he smashes his fists together) Gooper Blooper: basically PBR Gigas is a monstrous mastodon Ruby Chao: that is amazing Ruby Chao: REGIGIGAS RESTORED ITS HEALTH! THAT WAS RATHER SELFDESTRUCTIVE Gooper Blooper: *clicks back to chat just as the announcer says what Chao typed* Gooper Blooper: lel --- Ruby Chao: guys i've finally decided which BD character to roleplay Ruby Chao: i hope you're all prepared for six months oooof Ruby Chao: *drumroll* Ruby Chao: Til Arrior! Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it was just a normal day in the zoofites chatzy when suddenly my friend jimropeman logged in for the day Kanyes DEAD ZONE: he seemed kind of funny today. this time kanye wouldnt let himself be stopped so easy. he never seemed to use gun but it stille weirded me out. Also, obviously Kanye wrote it for me and because you read it YOU ARE NEXT Dacro: I'm pretty much never coming to Chatzy again in case Kanye's waiting for me. do you know how many fuckin cradilys he's keeping Gooper Blooper: maybe if there was a pogey with hair like ringabel Gooper Blooper: ..Ringabel: brb dying Gooper Blooper: then I remembered Pepe Le Pew Gooper Blooper: there's some sort of case forming here --- Ruburrito: "Luigi's voice sounded real..unnatural. : U Ruby Chao: clearly spinda introduces a new thing Ruby Chao: GIGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: 300 BASE STATS Ruby Chao cackles Gooper Blooper: oh god hold on Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 100 Defense: 130 Special Attack: 140 Special Defense: 130 Speed: 100 Total: 660 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Infinite Confusion - Opponent is always confused, confusion instantly vanishes if Spinda leaves battle Ruby Chao: oh god Ruby Chao: what have i unleashed --- Rock Candy Guy joined the chat Steel Komodo: eyo whoever this is Ruby Chao: sup dude Ruby Chao: for everyone: this is a friend of mine and Gooper's, who wanted to check out the community Steel Komodo: oh, hi Steel Komodo: welcome to the Ko B! --- Gooper Blooper: One month $16.90 or only $0.56 a day3 months $39.90 or only $0.44 a day12 months $129 or only $0.35 a day Saberwulf: What the fuck 16 dollars and 90 goddamn cents for a month of premium Saberwulf: Is this room made of peruzzi diamonds Jumpropeman: no wulf THE DEAD STING: Now you see why Daniel Bryan's season pass was a gift Jumpropeman: its made of Comedy GOLD Gooper Blooper: Chatzy Premium is the high-class life Rock Candy Guy: I didn't even know people could charge for chat services these days, I mean really Gooper Blooper: Saberwulf: If I ever get rich I'm gonna buy a premium Chatzy and always refer to it in rich white person voice-Saberwulf: "Why yes, I DO own a premium Chatzy! Ha ha haaaaaa" Saberwulf: SOMEDAAAAYYY Jumpropeman: I heard Warren Buffet owns six Premium Chatzy chatrooms Rock Candy Guy: Priorities! i went to hit him with my little circle before he could enter his zone, but then . Steel Komodo: yo bro Steel Komodo: remember primary school? Ruby Chao: is this saying that josephine's kid is gonna be a genius Gooper Blooper: dem fat banks Thrash: So Sarah-baby would be the Emperor of Mankind, is what Draco-article read for me. Steel Komodo: because that's all I remember from Year 1, like I don't remember what the other tables were Tableter: What bought this on Steel Komodo: just reminiscing Tableter: There was the one you had to sit on if you didnt do your work Steel Komodo: ..yeah, I remember that Tableter: I spent a lot of time there after we got banjo kazooie Steel Komodo: del pls Tableter: Never Ruby Chao: darnit young del --- Red Spy joined the chat Tableter: Hey spaps Steel Komodo: ey spy Ruby Chao: greetings spy Ruby Chao: if that IS you Ruby Chao: YOU'VE BEEN UNDER STRANGE NAMES SO LONG I CAN'T TRUST YOUR NORMAL NAME ANYMORE Red Spy: O)_(O --- Cornwind Evil: Tom Nook will win Star Road 2 Cornwind Evil: That is my prediction because that's what the AI will do --- Gooper Blooper: and then, when no one was looking, French Toast Crunch returned Gooper Blooper: still waiting on the return of Oreo O's Ruby Chao: go find a south korean box --- Draco: I had to rush in here because I found an article that is ZFRP relevant.

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Gooper Blooper: Are the sarahkin smart enough or did Celestia's hips in fact lie Ringabel: but he appreciates his fine tush regardless Gooper Blooper: The largest-chested sarahkin is Gloria and that's more like being the tallest midget Ruby Chao: and yet they're all bustier than tenshi Draco: Tenshi somehow manages to be concave. --- Thrash: In the high stress combative world of pogeymenz, where a kid can be robbed at any given day by passerby flashing a ball or have his life threatened walking into the tall grass, there has to be a terribly prolific drug trade -somewhere-. Ruby Chao: it worked SO WELL Ruby Chao: my next villain will be space marine Kairos Zarr Ruby Chao maximum original --- Saberwulf: Goddamn I forgot so much stuff from my old posts Saberwulf: Jaxx had a house in Ekspansa back when it was only written as a market Saberwulf: Now it's a house the size of france --- Ringabel: "mom's on the phone with gloria" Ringabel: even my own family is #ruined --- Ruby Chao: "don't you hate when money goes away when you spend it" Ruby Chao: goops: is this sephine Gooper Blooper: yes Gooper Blooper: also me Ruby Chao: sarahkin infused with gooptraits etc Ringabel: they already have gooptraits Ringabel: what is there to fuse Gooper Blooper: that's what he's referring to Gooper Blooper: added at birth Ruby Chao: and yet you're ABANDONING GLORIA Gooper Blooper: I'll have you know I started a new book today Gooper Blooper: a physical book made of paper with pages you turn with your hands Ringabel: nice Gooper Blooper: when I was done I marked the page with chao's fancy-ass bookmark Ruby Chao: much better Ruby Chao: i'm proud of you Ruby Chao salutes goopy Ruby Chao: (also yaaaay my present is helpful) Saberwulf: what book be it Gooper Blooper: This one about 2spooky monsters, found it at the recycling center with a destroyed jacket but otherwise in great shape Ruby Chao: so do you know the truth?

Gooper Blooper: I think he's saving that part for the conclusion Gooper Blooper: viola etc Ruby Chao: channel your inner viola Ruby Chao channels his inner viola too hard, starts fanboying over Tenshi Gooper Blooper: what do you do Gooper Blooper: when you're a fan of your own character Ruby Chao: write them more i guess? Red Spy: And so Godzilla obtained his Ph D in Smashing (with a minor in Thuganomics) Rock Candy Guy: And it was a glorious end for us all, until the camera cut away to a nearby street lamp, and it's sinister gaze towards the audience!

Ruby Chao: i expected her to be an NPC Ruby Chao: not a boss Ringabel: i have no idea where i'm going with this Ruby Chao: because of how she was portrayed and also working with edea Ringabel: but *HATRED INTENSIFIES* Gooper Blooper: Oh yeah Ringabel: the bad thing about her is that she only knows one song ;; Gooper Blooper: The actual reason they teamed up was that, if you recall, that match was a special one reserved for Draco Gooper Blooper: so I used his two favorites Ruby Chao: and that's why no one could possibly play praline for the whole season Ruby Chao: because everyone would get sick of LOOOOOVE IN THE CROSSFIREEEEEE~!!! DEAD zone Blood Pianta (is on hold) changed name to Kanyes DEAD ZONEDacro gasps. but it didn't say "rubychao was timmed out" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it said "rubychao is has entered my zone" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: i shrugged it off because i had agame to play Kanyes DEAD ZONE: the game was hardr than before. now he was holding a gun, and his usual grin seemed to look a bit menacing Kanyes DEAD ZONE: still, i did m best to stop him from reaching kanye zone. Kanyes DEAD ZONE: thiscontinued for a while, and the high scores began to rack up. "im definitely in my zone" Dacro: =========OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dacro: 2spooky Ruby Chao: that was the scariest story i've ever heard and i'm never going to have a nightmare-free night ever again Ruby Chao: i hope you're happy spy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Ecstatic actually Cornwind Evil: ...how did the story get on the internet Ruby Chao: that's the joke, cw Kanyes DEAD ZONE: ^ Kanyes DEAD ZONE: So many pastas end that way. Cornwind Evil: It's neon blue Cornwind Evil: Neon sky blue Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Here it is Steel Komodo: oh god Steel Komodo: that is rather garish Gooper Blooper: that product description Gooper Blooper: the perfect summary of cena Ruburrito: gotta hype that cena up Steel Komodo: hahaha Harpizza: my eyes burn at the sight of it --- Kanyes DEAD ZONE: TIZ CAN DO A SPECIAL MOVE IM GONNA DO IT Kanyes DEAD ZONE: It did like nothing because he's a white mage, but now the music is all Tizzy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Gettin' tizzy with it --- Harpizza: next time on harpblog: lets tango with a demonologist w/ kogasa and friends Harpizza: and then i'll stop that to actually write things people actually care about Harpizza: baking cookies w/ Sarah Ruburrito: next time on chaoblog: Ruburrito: nothing ever Gooper Blooper: ​cookies with sarah Gooper Blooper: yes Harpizza: "first you make the dough, then you put in the chips and- whoops, looks like Alex needs help fighting that dragon, give me a moment~" Harpizza: sarah last seen licking the dough off the spoon Harpizza: because who wouldn't, really Bree: well if it contains eggs you're not supposed to Harpizza: yeaaah Gooper Blooper: sarah licks anyway because she lives life on the edge Harpizza: i lick the spoon anyway Gooper Blooper: #sarahlife --- Ringabel: i will find ringabel's spirit pogey yet, i will Ringabel: then use it, while full of regrets later Ringabel: when we last left off, sammy got herself the third badge and was well on her way to kick flannery's ass when apparently, some dude's space rock got stolen Ringabel: so now she's tryin' to get it back oh and also fossil guy is a dick Ringabel: "oh my brother is so nice" no he is not, he hogs all the fossils. MEGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: because if you assemble the 4 billion spinda patterns Ruby Chao: in exactly the right order Ruby Chao: you unlock the secrets of the universe Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 50 Defense: 100 Special Attack: 100 Special Defense: 100 Speed: 50 Total: 460 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Negative Zone - Instantly confuses opponent upon appearing Steel Komodo: oh god Mega Spinda D: Gooper Blooper: that base stat total is still far lower than many Pokemon Gooper Blooper: even after mega evolving Ringabel: yeah Gooper Blooper: so I had to give him a cheap ability : V Ringabel: special move: Dizzying Dance Gooper Blooper: Dizzying Dance sounds too similar to Teeter Dance Ringabel: i forgot all about teeter dance, which is why! : E Further evidence that the multiverse is a delightfully batshit insane joke. he moved fast, faster than any kanye ive ever seen.

Ruby Chao: (except draco) --- Gooper Blooper: One thing Gen 6 did that saddened me a little Gooper Blooper: Gigas had an awesome animation in Pokemon Battle Revolution that wasn't kept for XY/ORAS Ringabel: nnnnoo Gooper Blooper: it actually partly inspired his character Gooper Blooper: He basically does a manly flex Ruby Chao: oh this i absolutely must see asap Ruby Chao: DO YOU HAVE A LINK Gooper Blooper: 49 seconds in Gooper Blooper: (This video also reminded me he had ANOTHER great animation where he smashes his fists together) Gooper Blooper: basically PBR Gigas is a monstrous mastodon Ruby Chao: that is amazing Ruby Chao: REGIGIGAS RESTORED ITS HEALTH! THAT WAS RATHER SELFDESTRUCTIVE Gooper Blooper: *clicks back to chat just as the announcer says what Chao typed* Gooper Blooper: lel --- Ruby Chao: guys i've finally decided which BD character to roleplay Ruby Chao: i hope you're all prepared for six months oooof Ruby Chao: *drumroll* Ruby Chao: Til Arrior! Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it was just a normal day in the zoofites chatzy when suddenly my friend jimropeman logged in for the day Kanyes DEAD ZONE: he seemed kind of funny today. this time kanye wouldnt let himself be stopped so easy. he never seemed to use gun but it stille weirded me out. Also, obviously Kanye wrote it for me and because you read it YOU ARE NEXT Dacro: I'm pretty much never coming to Chatzy again in case Kanye's waiting for me. do you know how many fuckin cradilys he's keeping Gooper Blooper: maybe if there was a pogey with hair like ringabel Gooper Blooper: ..Ringabel: brb dying Gooper Blooper: then I remembered Pepe Le Pew Gooper Blooper: there's some sort of case forming here --- Ruburrito: "Luigi's voice sounded real..unnatural. : U Ruby Chao: clearly spinda introduces a new thing Ruby Chao: GIGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: 300 BASE STATS Ruby Chao cackles Gooper Blooper: oh god hold on Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 100 Defense: 130 Special Attack: 140 Special Defense: 130 Speed: 100 Total: 660 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Infinite Confusion - Opponent is always confused, confusion instantly vanishes if Spinda leaves battle Ruby Chao: oh god Ruby Chao: what have i unleashed --- Rock Candy Guy joined the chat Steel Komodo: eyo whoever this is Ruby Chao: sup dude Ruby Chao: for everyone: this is a friend of mine and Gooper's, who wanted to check out the community Steel Komodo: oh, hi Steel Komodo: welcome to the Ko B! --- Gooper Blooper: One month $16.90 or only $0.56 a day3 months $39.90 or only $0.44 a day12 months $129 or only $0.35 a day Saberwulf: What the fuck 16 dollars and 90 goddamn cents for a month of premium Saberwulf: Is this room made of peruzzi diamonds Jumpropeman: no wulf THE DEAD STING: Now you see why Daniel Bryan's season pass was a gift Jumpropeman: its made of Comedy GOLD Gooper Blooper: Chatzy Premium is the high-class life Rock Candy Guy: I didn't even know people could charge for chat services these days, I mean really Gooper Blooper: Saberwulf: If I ever get rich I'm gonna buy a premium Chatzy and always refer to it in rich white person voice-Saberwulf: "Why yes, I DO own a premium Chatzy! Ha ha haaaaaa" Saberwulf: SOMEDAAAAYYY Jumpropeman: I heard Warren Buffet owns six Premium Chatzy chatrooms Rock Candy Guy: Priorities! i went to hit him with my little circle before he could enter his zone, but then .

]].35 a day Saberwulf: What the fuck 16 dollars and 90 goddamn cents for a month of premium Saberwulf: Is this room made of peruzzi diamonds Jumpropeman: no wulf THE DEAD STING: Now you see why Daniel Bryan's season pass was a gift Jumpropeman: its made of Comedy GOLD Gooper Blooper: Chatzy Premium is the high-class life Rock Candy Guy: I didn't even know people could charge for chat services these days, I mean really Gooper Blooper: Saberwulf: If I ever get rich I'm gonna buy a premium Chatzy and always refer to it in rich white person voice-Saberwulf: "Why yes, I DO own a premium Chatzy! Ha ha haaaaaa" Saberwulf: SOMEDAAAAYYY Jumpropeman: I heard Warren Buffet owns six Premium Chatzy chatrooms Rock Candy Guy: Priorities! i went to hit him with my little circle before he could enter his zone, but then .

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Gooper Blooper: Are the sarahkin smart enough or did Celestia's hips in fact lie Ringabel: but he appreciates his fine tush regardless Gooper Blooper: The largest-chested sarahkin is Gloria and that's more like being the tallest midget Ruby Chao: and yet they're all bustier than tenshi Draco: Tenshi somehow manages to be concave. --- Thrash: In the high stress combative world of pogeymenz, where a kid can be robbed at any given day by passerby flashing a ball or have his life threatened walking into the tall grass, there has to be a terribly prolific drug trade -somewhere-. Ruby Chao: it worked SO WELL Ruby Chao: my next villain will be space marine Kairos Zarr Ruby Chao maximum original --- Saberwulf: Goddamn I forgot so much stuff from my old posts Saberwulf: Jaxx had a house in Ekspansa back when it was only written as a market Saberwulf: Now it's a house the size of france --- Ringabel: "mom's on the phone with gloria" Ringabel: even my own family is #ruined --- Ruby Chao: "don't you hate when money goes away when you spend it" Ruby Chao: goops: is this sephine Gooper Blooper: yes Gooper Blooper: also me Ruby Chao: sarahkin infused with gooptraits etc Ringabel: they already have gooptraits Ringabel: what is there to fuse Gooper Blooper: that's what he's referring to Gooper Blooper: added at birth Ruby Chao: and yet you're ABANDONING GLORIA Gooper Blooper: I'll have you know I started a new book today Gooper Blooper: a physical book made of paper with pages you turn with your hands Ringabel: nice Gooper Blooper: when I was done I marked the page with chao's fancy-ass bookmark Ruby Chao: much better Ruby Chao: i'm proud of you Ruby Chao salutes goopy Ruby Chao: (also yaaaay my present is helpful) Saberwulf: what book be it Gooper Blooper: This one about 2spooky monsters, found it at the recycling center with a destroyed jacket but otherwise in great shape Ruby Chao: so do you know the truth?Gooper Blooper: I think he's saving that part for the conclusion Gooper Blooper: viola etc Ruby Chao: channel your inner viola Ruby Chao channels his inner viola too hard, starts fanboying over Tenshi Gooper Blooper: what do you do Gooper Blooper: when you're a fan of your own character Ruby Chao: write them more i guess? Red Spy: And so Godzilla obtained his Ph D in Smashing (with a minor in Thuganomics) Rock Candy Guy: And it was a glorious end for us all, until the camera cut away to a nearby street lamp, and it's sinister gaze towards the audience!Ruby Chao: i expected her to be an NPC Ruby Chao: not a boss Ringabel: i have no idea where i'm going with this Ruby Chao: because of how she was portrayed and also working with edea Ringabel: but *HATRED INTENSIFIES* Gooper Blooper: Oh yeah Ringabel: the bad thing about her is that she only knows one song ;; Gooper Blooper: The actual reason they teamed up was that, if you recall, that match was a special one reserved for Draco Gooper Blooper: so I used his two favorites Ruby Chao: and that's why no one could possibly play praline for the whole season Ruby Chao: because everyone would get sick of LOOOOOVE IN THE CROSSFIREEEEEE~!!! DEAD zone Blood Pianta (is on hold) changed name to Kanyes DEAD ZONEDacro gasps. but it didn't say "rubychao was timmed out" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it said "rubychao is has entered my zone" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: i shrugged it off because i had agame to play Kanyes DEAD ZONE: the game was hardr than before. now he was holding a gun, and his usual grin seemed to look a bit menacing Kanyes DEAD ZONE: still, i did m best to stop him from reaching kanye zone. Kanyes DEAD ZONE: thiscontinued for a while, and the high scores began to rack up. "im definitely in my zone" Dacro: =========OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dacro: 2spooky Ruby Chao: that was the scariest story i've ever heard and i'm never going to have a nightmare-free night ever again Ruby Chao: i hope you're happy spy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Ecstatic actually Cornwind Evil: ...how did the story get on the internet Ruby Chao: that's the joke, cw Kanyes DEAD ZONE: ^ Kanyes DEAD ZONE: So many pastas end that way. Cornwind Evil: It's neon blue Cornwind Evil: Neon sky blue Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Here it is Steel Komodo: oh god Steel Komodo: that is rather garish Gooper Blooper: that product description Gooper Blooper: the perfect summary of cena Ruburrito: gotta hype that cena up Steel Komodo: hahaha Harpizza: my eyes burn at the sight of it --- Kanyes DEAD ZONE: TIZ CAN DO A SPECIAL MOVE IM GONNA DO IT Kanyes DEAD ZONE: It did like nothing because he's a white mage, but now the music is all Tizzy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Gettin' tizzy with it --- Harpizza: next time on harpblog: lets tango with a demonologist w/ kogasa and friends Harpizza: and then i'll stop that to actually write things people actually care about Harpizza: baking cookies w/ Sarah Ruburrito: next time on chaoblog: Ruburrito: nothing ever Gooper Blooper: ​cookies with sarah Gooper Blooper: yes Harpizza: "first you make the dough, then you put in the chips and- whoops, looks like Alex needs help fighting that dragon, give me a moment~" Harpizza: sarah last seen licking the dough off the spoon Harpizza: because who wouldn't, really Bree: well if it contains eggs you're not supposed to Harpizza: yeaaah Gooper Blooper: sarah licks anyway because she lives life on the edge Harpizza: i lick the spoon anyway Gooper Blooper: #sarahlife --- Ringabel: i will find ringabel's spirit pogey yet, i will Ringabel: then use it, while full of regrets later Ringabel: when we last left off, sammy got herself the third badge and was well on her way to kick flannery's ass when apparently, some dude's space rock got stolen Ringabel: so now she's tryin' to get it back oh and also fossil guy is a dick Ringabel: "oh my brother is so nice" no he is not, he hogs all the fossils. MEGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: because if you assemble the 4 billion spinda patterns Ruby Chao: in exactly the right order Ruby Chao: you unlock the secrets of the universe Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 50 Defense: 100 Special Attack: 100 Special Defense: 100 Speed: 50 Total: 460 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Negative Zone - Instantly confuses opponent upon appearing Steel Komodo: oh god Mega Spinda D: Gooper Blooper: that base stat total is still far lower than many Pokemon Gooper Blooper: even after mega evolving Ringabel: yeah Gooper Blooper: so I had to give him a cheap ability : V Ringabel: special move: Dizzying Dance Gooper Blooper: Dizzying Dance sounds too similar to Teeter Dance Ringabel: i forgot all about teeter dance, which is why! : E Further evidence that the multiverse is a delightfully batshit insane joke. he moved fast, faster than any kanye ive ever seen. Ruby Chao: (except draco) --- Gooper Blooper: One thing Gen 6 did that saddened me a little Gooper Blooper: Gigas had an awesome animation in Pokemon Battle Revolution that wasn't kept for XY/ORAS Ringabel: nnnnoo Gooper Blooper: it actually partly inspired his character Gooper Blooper: He basically does a manly flex Ruby Chao: oh this i absolutely must see asap Ruby Chao: DO YOU HAVE A LINK Gooper Blooper: 49 seconds in Gooper Blooper: (This video also reminded me he had ANOTHER great animation where he smashes his fists together) Gooper Blooper: basically PBR Gigas is a monstrous mastodon Ruby Chao: that is amazing Ruby Chao: REGIGIGAS RESTORED ITS HEALTH! THAT WAS RATHER SELFDESTRUCTIVE Gooper Blooper: *clicks back to chat just as the announcer says what Chao typed* Gooper Blooper: lel --- Ruby Chao: guys i've finally decided which BD character to roleplay Ruby Chao: i hope you're all prepared for six months oooof Ruby Chao: *drumroll* Ruby Chao: Til Arrior! Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it was just a normal day in the zoofites chatzy when suddenly my friend jimropeman logged in for the day Kanyes DEAD ZONE: he seemed kind of funny today. this time kanye wouldnt let himself be stopped so easy. he never seemed to use gun but it stille weirded me out. Also, obviously Kanye wrote it for me and because you read it YOU ARE NEXT Dacro: I'm pretty much never coming to Chatzy again in case Kanye's waiting for me. do you know how many fuckin cradilys he's keeping Gooper Blooper: maybe if there was a pogey with hair like ringabel Gooper Blooper: ..Ringabel: brb dying Gooper Blooper: then I remembered Pepe Le Pew Gooper Blooper: there's some sort of case forming here --- Ruburrito: "Luigi's voice sounded real..unnatural. : U Ruby Chao: clearly spinda introduces a new thing Ruby Chao: GIGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: 300 BASE STATS Ruby Chao cackles Gooper Blooper: oh god hold on Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 100 Defense: 130 Special Attack: 140 Special Defense: 130 Speed: 100 Total: 660 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Infinite Confusion - Opponent is always confused, confusion instantly vanishes if Spinda leaves battle Ruby Chao: oh god Ruby Chao: what have i unleashed --- Rock Candy Guy joined the chat Steel Komodo: eyo whoever this is Ruby Chao: sup dude Ruby Chao: for everyone: this is a friend of mine and Gooper's, who wanted to check out the community Steel Komodo: oh, hi Steel Komodo: welcome to the Ko B! --- Gooper Blooper: One month $16.90 or only $0.56 a day3 months $39.90 or only $0.44 a day12 months $129 or only $0.35 a day Saberwulf: What the fuck 16 dollars and 90 goddamn cents for a month of premium Saberwulf: Is this room made of peruzzi diamonds Jumpropeman: no wulf THE DEAD STING: Now you see why Daniel Bryan's season pass was a gift Jumpropeman: its made of Comedy GOLD Gooper Blooper: Chatzy Premium is the high-class life Rock Candy Guy: I didn't even know people could charge for chat services these days, I mean really Gooper Blooper: Saberwulf: If I ever get rich I'm gonna buy a premium Chatzy and always refer to it in rich white person voice-Saberwulf: "Why yes, I DO own a premium Chatzy! Ha ha haaaaaa" Saberwulf: SOMEDAAAAYYY Jumpropeman: I heard Warren Buffet owns six Premium Chatzy chatrooms Rock Candy Guy: Priorities! i went to hit him with my little circle before he could enter his zone, but then . Steel Komodo: yo bro Steel Komodo: remember primary school? Ruby Chao: is this saying that josephine's kid is gonna be a genius Gooper Blooper: dem fat banks Thrash: So Sarah-baby would be the Emperor of Mankind, is what Draco-article read for me. Steel Komodo: because that's all I remember from Year 1, like I don't remember what the other tables were Tableter: What bought this on Steel Komodo: just reminiscing Tableter: There was the one you had to sit on if you didnt do your work Steel Komodo: ..yeah, I remember that Tableter: I spent a lot of time there after we got banjo kazooie Steel Komodo: del pls Tableter: Never Ruby Chao: darnit young del --- Red Spy joined the chat Tableter: Hey spaps Steel Komodo: ey spy Ruby Chao: greetings spy Ruby Chao: if that IS you Ruby Chao: YOU'VE BEEN UNDER STRANGE NAMES SO LONG I CAN'T TRUST YOUR NORMAL NAME ANYMORE Red Spy: O)_(O --- Cornwind Evil: Tom Nook will win Star Road 2 Cornwind Evil: That is my prediction because that's what the AI will do --- Gooper Blooper: and then, when no one was looking, French Toast Crunch returned Gooper Blooper: still waiting on the return of Oreo O's Ruby Chao: go find a south korean box --- Draco: I had to rush in here because I found an article that is ZFRP relevant.

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Gooper Blooper: Are the sarahkin smart enough or did Celestia's hips in fact lie Ringabel: but he appreciates his fine tush regardless Gooper Blooper: The largest-chested sarahkin is Gloria and that's more like being the tallest midget Ruby Chao: and yet they're all bustier than tenshi Draco: Tenshi somehow manages to be concave. --- Thrash: In the high stress combative world of pogeymenz, where a kid can be robbed at any given day by passerby flashing a ball or have his life threatened walking into the tall grass, there has to be a terribly prolific drug trade -somewhere-. Ruby Chao: it worked SO WELL Ruby Chao: my next villain will be space marine Kairos Zarr Ruby Chao maximum original --- Saberwulf: Goddamn I forgot so much stuff from my old posts Saberwulf: Jaxx had a house in Ekspansa back when it was only written as a market Saberwulf: Now it's a house the size of france --- Ringabel: "mom's on the phone with gloria" Ringabel: even my own family is #ruined --- Ruby Chao: "don't you hate when money goes away when you spend it" Ruby Chao: goops: is this sephine Gooper Blooper: yes Gooper Blooper: also me Ruby Chao: sarahkin infused with gooptraits etc Ringabel: they already have gooptraits Ringabel: what is there to fuse Gooper Blooper: that's what he's referring to Gooper Blooper: added at birth Ruby Chao: and yet you're ABANDONING GLORIA Gooper Blooper: I'll have you know I started a new book today Gooper Blooper: a physical book made of paper with pages you turn with your hands Ringabel: nice Gooper Blooper: when I was done I marked the page with chao's fancy-ass bookmark Ruby Chao: much better Ruby Chao: i'm proud of you Ruby Chao salutes goopy Ruby Chao: (also yaaaay my present is helpful) Saberwulf: what book be it Gooper Blooper: This one about 2spooky monsters, found it at the recycling center with a destroyed jacket but otherwise in great shape Ruby Chao: so do you know the truth?

Gooper Blooper: I think he's saving that part for the conclusion Gooper Blooper: viola etc Ruby Chao: channel your inner viola Ruby Chao channels his inner viola too hard, starts fanboying over Tenshi Gooper Blooper: what do you do Gooper Blooper: when you're a fan of your own character Ruby Chao: write them more i guess? Red Spy: And so Godzilla obtained his Ph D in Smashing (with a minor in Thuganomics) Rock Candy Guy: And it was a glorious end for us all, until the camera cut away to a nearby street lamp, and it's sinister gaze towards the audience!

Ruby Chao: i expected her to be an NPC Ruby Chao: not a boss Ringabel: i have no idea where i'm going with this Ruby Chao: because of how she was portrayed and also working with edea Ringabel: but *HATRED INTENSIFIES* Gooper Blooper: Oh yeah Ringabel: the bad thing about her is that she only knows one song ;; Gooper Blooper: The actual reason they teamed up was that, if you recall, that match was a special one reserved for Draco Gooper Blooper: so I used his two favorites Ruby Chao: and that's why no one could possibly play praline for the whole season Ruby Chao: because everyone would get sick of LOOOOOVE IN THE CROSSFIREEEEEE~!!! DEAD zone Blood Pianta (is on hold) changed name to Kanyes DEAD ZONEDacro gasps. but it didn't say "rubychao was timmed out" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it said "rubychao is has entered my zone" Kanyes DEAD ZONE: i shrugged it off because i had agame to play Kanyes DEAD ZONE: the game was hardr than before. now he was holding a gun, and his usual grin seemed to look a bit menacing Kanyes DEAD ZONE: still, i did m best to stop him from reaching kanye zone. Kanyes DEAD ZONE: thiscontinued for a while, and the high scores began to rack up. "im definitely in my zone" Dacro: =========OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dacro: 2spooky Ruby Chao: that was the scariest story i've ever heard and i'm never going to have a nightmare-free night ever again Ruby Chao: i hope you're happy spy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Ecstatic actually Cornwind Evil: ...how did the story get on the internet Ruby Chao: that's the joke, cw Kanyes DEAD ZONE: ^ Kanyes DEAD ZONE: So many pastas end that way. Cornwind Evil: It's neon blue Cornwind Evil: Neon sky blue Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Here it is Steel Komodo: oh god Steel Komodo: that is rather garish Gooper Blooper: that product description Gooper Blooper: the perfect summary of cena Ruburrito: gotta hype that cena up Steel Komodo: hahaha Harpizza: my eyes burn at the sight of it --- Kanyes DEAD ZONE: TIZ CAN DO A SPECIAL MOVE IM GONNA DO IT Kanyes DEAD ZONE: It did like nothing because he's a white mage, but now the music is all Tizzy Kanyes DEAD ZONE: Gettin' tizzy with it --- Harpizza: next time on harpblog: lets tango with a demonologist w/ kogasa and friends Harpizza: and then i'll stop that to actually write things people actually care about Harpizza: baking cookies w/ Sarah Ruburrito: next time on chaoblog: Ruburrito: nothing ever Gooper Blooper: ​cookies with sarah Gooper Blooper: yes Harpizza: "first you make the dough, then you put in the chips and- whoops, looks like Alex needs help fighting that dragon, give me a moment~" Harpizza: sarah last seen licking the dough off the spoon Harpizza: because who wouldn't, really Bree: well if it contains eggs you're not supposed to Harpizza: yeaaah Gooper Blooper: sarah licks anyway because she lives life on the edge Harpizza: i lick the spoon anyway Gooper Blooper: #sarahlife --- Ringabel: i will find ringabel's spirit pogey yet, i will Ringabel: then use it, while full of regrets later Ringabel: when we last left off, sammy got herself the third badge and was well on her way to kick flannery's ass when apparently, some dude's space rock got stolen Ringabel: so now she's tryin' to get it back oh and also fossil guy is a dick Ringabel: "oh my brother is so nice" no he is not, he hogs all the fossils. MEGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: because if you assemble the 4 billion spinda patterns Ruby Chao: in exactly the right order Ruby Chao: you unlock the secrets of the universe Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 50 Defense: 100 Special Attack: 100 Special Defense: 100 Speed: 50 Total: 460 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Negative Zone - Instantly confuses opponent upon appearing Steel Komodo: oh god Mega Spinda D: Gooper Blooper: that base stat total is still far lower than many Pokemon Gooper Blooper: even after mega evolving Ringabel: yeah Gooper Blooper: so I had to give him a cheap ability : V Ringabel: special move: Dizzying Dance Gooper Blooper: Dizzying Dance sounds too similar to Teeter Dance Ringabel: i forgot all about teeter dance, which is why! : E Further evidence that the multiverse is a delightfully batshit insane joke. he moved fast, faster than any kanye ive ever seen.

Ruby Chao: (except draco) --- Gooper Blooper: One thing Gen 6 did that saddened me a little Gooper Blooper: Gigas had an awesome animation in Pokemon Battle Revolution that wasn't kept for XY/ORAS Ringabel: nnnnoo Gooper Blooper: it actually partly inspired his character Gooper Blooper: He basically does a manly flex Ruby Chao: oh this i absolutely must see asap Ruby Chao: DO YOU HAVE A LINK Gooper Blooper: 49 seconds in Gooper Blooper: (This video also reminded me he had ANOTHER great animation where he smashes his fists together) Gooper Blooper: basically PBR Gigas is a monstrous mastodon Ruby Chao: that is amazing Ruby Chao: REGIGIGAS RESTORED ITS HEALTH! THAT WAS RATHER SELFDESTRUCTIVE Gooper Blooper: *clicks back to chat just as the announcer says what Chao typed* Gooper Blooper: lel --- Ruby Chao: guys i've finally decided which BD character to roleplay Ruby Chao: i hope you're all prepared for six months oooof Ruby Chao: *drumroll* Ruby Chao: Til Arrior! Kanyes DEAD ZONE: it was just a normal day in the zoofites chatzy when suddenly my friend jimropeman logged in for the day Kanyes DEAD ZONE: he seemed kind of funny today. this time kanye wouldnt let himself be stopped so easy. he never seemed to use gun but it stille weirded me out. Also, obviously Kanye wrote it for me and because you read it YOU ARE NEXT Dacro: I'm pretty much never coming to Chatzy again in case Kanye's waiting for me. do you know how many fuckin cradilys he's keeping Gooper Blooper: maybe if there was a pogey with hair like ringabel Gooper Blooper: ..Ringabel: brb dying Gooper Blooper: then I remembered Pepe Le Pew Gooper Blooper: there's some sort of case forming here --- Ruburrito: "Luigi's voice sounded real..unnatural. : U Ruby Chao: clearly spinda introduces a new thing Ruby Chao: GIGA SPINDA Ruby Chao: 300 BASE STATS Ruby Chao cackles Gooper Blooper: oh god hold on Gooper Blooper: HP: 60 Attack: 100 Defense: 130 Special Attack: 140 Special Defense: 130 Speed: 100 Total: 660 Type: Normal/Psychic Ability: Infinite Confusion - Opponent is always confused, confusion instantly vanishes if Spinda leaves battle Ruby Chao: oh god Ruby Chao: what have i unleashed --- Rock Candy Guy joined the chat Steel Komodo: eyo whoever this is Ruby Chao: sup dude Ruby Chao: for everyone: this is a friend of mine and Gooper's, who wanted to check out the community Steel Komodo: oh, hi Steel Komodo: welcome to the Ko B! --- Gooper Blooper: One month $16.90 or only $0.56 a day3 months $39.90 or only $0.44 a day12 months $129 or only $0.35 a day Saberwulf: What the fuck 16 dollars and 90 goddamn cents for a month of premium Saberwulf: Is this room made of peruzzi diamonds Jumpropeman: no wulf THE DEAD STING: Now you see why Daniel Bryan's season pass was a gift Jumpropeman: its made of Comedy GOLD Gooper Blooper: Chatzy Premium is the high-class life Rock Candy Guy: I didn't even know people could charge for chat services these days, I mean really Gooper Blooper: Saberwulf: If I ever get rich I'm gonna buy a premium Chatzy and always refer to it in rich white person voice-Saberwulf: "Why yes, I DO own a premium Chatzy! Ha ha haaaaaa" Saberwulf: SOMEDAAAAYYY Jumpropeman: I heard Warren Buffet owns six Premium Chatzy chatrooms Rock Candy Guy: Priorities! i went to hit him with my little circle before he could enter his zone, but then .

]].35 a day Saberwulf: What the fuck 16 dollars and 90 goddamn cents for a month of premium Saberwulf: Is this room made of peruzzi diamonds Jumpropeman: no wulf THE DEAD STING: Now you see why Daniel Bryan's season pass was a gift Jumpropeman: its made of Comedy GOLD Gooper Blooper: Chatzy Premium is the high-class life Rock Candy Guy: I didn't even know people could charge for chat services these days, I mean really Gooper Blooper: Saberwulf: If I ever get rich I'm gonna buy a premium Chatzy and always refer to it in rich white person voice-Saberwulf: "Why yes, I DO own a premium Chatzy! Ha ha haaaaaa" Saberwulf: SOMEDAAAAYYY Jumpropeman: I heard Warren Buffet owns six Premium Chatzy chatrooms Rock Candy Guy: Priorities! i went to hit him with my little circle before he could enter his zone, but then . Steel Komodo: yo bro Steel Komodo: remember primary school? Ruby Chao: is this saying that josephine's kid is gonna be a genius Gooper Blooper: dem fat banks Thrash: So Sarah-baby would be the Emperor of Mankind, is what Draco-article read for me. Steel Komodo: because that's all I remember from Year 1, like I don't remember what the other tables were Tableter: What bought this on Steel Komodo: just reminiscing Tableter: There was the one you had to sit on if you didnt do your work Steel Komodo: ..yeah, I remember that Tableter: I spent a lot of time there after we got banjo kazooie Steel Komodo: del pls Tableter: Never Ruby Chao: darnit young del --- Red Spy joined the chat Tableter: Hey spaps Steel Komodo: ey spy Ruby Chao: greetings spy Ruby Chao: if that IS you Ruby Chao: YOU'VE BEEN UNDER STRANGE NAMES SO LONG I CAN'T TRUST YOUR NORMAL NAME ANYMORE Red Spy: O)_(O --- Cornwind Evil: Tom Nook will win Star Road 2 Cornwind Evil: That is my prediction because that's what the AI will do --- Gooper Blooper: and then, when no one was looking, French Toast Crunch returned Gooper Blooper: still waiting on the return of Oreo O's Ruby Chao: go find a south korean box --- Draco: I had to rush in here because I found an article that is ZFRP relevant.

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You can be whoever you want and go wherever you desire.

"Let yourself go visit that account online so you can take some satisfaction in how well you are doing."When paying bills each month it's important to look at what you are being charged for and if there are any ways you can trim down your costs. Being conscious of these little things can make a big difference.

Sleep is not only good for your health — it can have a positive affect on your bank account.

Gooper Blooper: who's in control any more Ruby Chao: i suppose i'll have to bring tenshi back for 2015 at this rate Ruby Chao: despite the outcry against it Gooper Blooper: If you insist Ringabel: lel Thrash: I was always told that writing reflects the writer. Rock Candy Guy: -credits roll- (pause) Rock Candy Guy: I'm probably in trouble for standing at this water fountain for so long --- Gooper Blooper: I heard they considered a Thunder Yellow for GBA but even Game Freak was like "okay no that's too much milking" and backed off Ruby Chao: ​game freak rejecting milking Ruby Chao: now i've heard everything --- Gooper Blooper: tenhsi hianawni Ruby Chao: oh god --- Steel Komodo: ok so watching this cartoon Steel Komodo: Yogi Bear is a selfish prick Steel Komodo: his pals are trying to find this ruby and Dick Dastardly just tried to blow them all up Steel Komodo: and instead of helping them he's in the kitchen cooking fucking pancakes Steel Komodo: even Boo-Boo knows this is dumb as shit but he doesn't do anything to stop him so he's just as bad Ruby Chao: YOGI BEAR IS DOUCHIER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR Steel Komodo drinks heavily --- Steel Komodo: the To Qgers are gonna stay for half a day in a place called Dazzle Valley Steel Komodo: Hikari's reading a detective novel, tho, and is gonna stay on the train Steel Komodo: man, they take reading seriously in Japan Steel Komodo: Gloria would be right at home Ruby Chao: so would i, sk Ruby Chao: THE PEOPLE, THEY UNDERSTAND ME --- Steel Komodo: ok so Toride doesn't really know if the To Qgers are the culprits are not Steel Komodo: but he's bringing them in to be on the safe side Steel Komodo: I guess this guy follows the spirit of the law rather than the letter Steel Komodo: a law unique to him given unto him by the mad octopus god only he can see Draco: 8V Draco draws angry eyebrows on Goops. =V Gooper Blooper: the mad octopus god Gooper Blooper: IS ME Steel Komodo: D: Ruby Chao: dark rituals involving books, money, sweets, and environmental activism pamphlets Ruby Chao: to unleash the goops into the mortal world Ringabel: nnnnnoooo Ringabel: he's already in the mortal world dude Ringabel: and he's playing various vidya Ruby Chao: that's because SOMEONE SUMMONED HIM, harpy Ringabel: his mom did Ruby Chao: ...that's true Draco: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Gooper Blooper Vermont wgah'nagl fhtagn!

-reading up at Goops-traits in chars- -stares at cast and writing- Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to hell I go, gettin' on the way got no time to play, hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho Thrash wanders away again --- Ruby Chao: goops, question Ruby Chao: what if i invited you... --- Red Spy: Oh god Mega Man no D: --- Tableter: matt and zoe Tableter: Actually i should probably rephrase Tableter: Conrad and ellie Saberwulf: Basically Tableter: Its sad because its true Ruby Chao: 40 years from now we'll still be calling del's characters huge dorks Ruby Chao: and i'll be thinking of how to work in the characters from Touhou 30 Gooper Blooper: *40 years later* "Aw man, Sarah got second place for the third time in a row. : Took the words off my fingers, lol --- Red Spy: having an organic chem test and a genetics test in the same day Red Spy: This is like fighting off Mechagodzilla and King Ghidorah at the same time.

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You can be whoever you want and go wherever you desire."Let yourself go visit that account online so you can take some satisfaction in how well you are doing."When paying bills each month it's important to look at what you are being charged for and if there are any ways you can trim down your costs. Being conscious of these little things can make a big difference.Sleep is not only good for your health — it can have a positive affect on your bank account.Gooper Blooper: who's in control any more Ruby Chao: i suppose i'll have to bring tenshi back for 2015 at this rate Ruby Chao: despite the outcry against it Gooper Blooper: If you insist Ringabel: lel Thrash: I was always told that writing reflects the writer. Rock Candy Guy: -credits roll- (pause) Rock Candy Guy: I'm probably in trouble for standing at this water fountain for so long --- Gooper Blooper: I heard they considered a Thunder Yellow for GBA but even Game Freak was like "okay no that's too much milking" and backed off Ruby Chao: ​game freak rejecting milking Ruby Chao: now i've heard everything --- Gooper Blooper: tenhsi hianawni Ruby Chao: oh god --- Steel Komodo: ok so watching this cartoon Steel Komodo: Yogi Bear is a selfish prick Steel Komodo: his pals are trying to find this ruby and Dick Dastardly just tried to blow them all up Steel Komodo: and instead of helping them he's in the kitchen cooking fucking pancakes Steel Komodo: even Boo-Boo knows this is dumb as shit but he doesn't do anything to stop him so he's just as bad Ruby Chao: YOGI BEAR IS DOUCHIER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR Steel Komodo drinks heavily --- Steel Komodo: the To Qgers are gonna stay for half a day in a place called Dazzle Valley Steel Komodo: Hikari's reading a detective novel, tho, and is gonna stay on the train Steel Komodo: man, they take reading seriously in Japan Steel Komodo: Gloria would be right at home Ruby Chao: so would i, sk Ruby Chao: THE PEOPLE, THEY UNDERSTAND ME --- Steel Komodo: ok so Toride doesn't really know if the To Qgers are the culprits are not Steel Komodo: but he's bringing them in to be on the safe side Steel Komodo: I guess this guy follows the spirit of the law rather than the letter Steel Komodo: a law unique to him given unto him by the mad octopus god only he can see Draco: 8V Draco draws angry eyebrows on Goops. =V Gooper Blooper: the mad octopus god Gooper Blooper: IS ME Steel Komodo: D: Ruby Chao: dark rituals involving books, money, sweets, and environmental activism pamphlets Ruby Chao: to unleash the goops into the mortal world Ringabel: nnnnnoooo Ringabel: he's already in the mortal world dude Ringabel: and he's playing various vidya Ruby Chao: that's because SOMEONE SUMMONED HIM, harpy Ringabel: his mom did Ruby Chao: ...that's true Draco: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Gooper Blooper Vermont wgah'nagl fhtagn!-reading up at Goops-traits in chars- -stares at cast and writing- Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to hell I go, gettin' on the way got no time to play, hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho Thrash wanders away again --- Ruby Chao: goops, question Ruby Chao: what if i invited you... --- Red Spy: Oh god Mega Man no D: --- Tableter: matt and zoe Tableter: Actually i should probably rephrase Tableter: Conrad and ellie Saberwulf: Basically Tableter: Its sad because its true Ruby Chao: 40 years from now we'll still be calling del's characters huge dorks Ruby Chao: and i'll be thinking of how to work in the characters from Touhou 30 Gooper Blooper: *40 years later* "Aw man, Sarah got second place for the third time in a row. : Took the words off my fingers, lol --- Red Spy: having an organic chem test and a genetics test in the same day Red Spy: This is like fighting off Mechagodzilla and King Ghidorah at the same time.

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